da baked ziti bandit

been here

[da baked ziti bandit @samsureman]

More like Vladimir Poopin 🤷‍♂️

[New York Post @nypost]

Vladimir Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself https://t.co/iMoGrU9j1B

[KING @HAMKING_]

Still can’t believe he’s gone. This Christmas will be our 794th year without Genghis Khan.

[da baked ziti bandit @samsureman]

Can you eat expired kale? @kalesalad

[RJ @rjschermerhorn]

Finally, @samsureman ‘s Barstool debut. Huge.

[da baked ziti bandit @samsureman]

Love when the roommate knows how to properly toss a salad

[hope @SnookiSoup]

hanukkah in 2 days

[da baked ziti bandit @samsureman]

Need a dog

[Anthony Mackie @AnthonyMackie]

What a Friday it has been... thank you to everyone who’s seen The Falcon and The Winter Soldier!
#SamWilsonIsCaptainAmerica #FalconAndWinterSoldierFinale

[Saeko Snow @TheSaekoSNOW]

2 sisters & a brother got matches Tats 😭

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

another outspoken conservative cancelled by liberal hollyweird

[kenny @nailsbat]

just remembered that this fight will happen 😭

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

SELF PROCLAIMED "FREE THINKERS" WHEN THE WAITER BRINGS OUT SOMEONE'S SIZZLING FAJITAS AT CHILI'S

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

@iamcardib As long as it wasn’t a WAF.

[da baked ziti bandit @samsureman]

Hate when my sister fucks up my coffee order #whatabitch #iwantedtwosugars

[Yerr @Pvaccarooo]

My boy: what's living on Staten like?
Me:

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I’m thinking of doing a podcast just so I can call it “The Seth Rogen Experience”.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Most adults are just stupid children in large bodies.

[Mark Titus @clubtrillion]

Got this text out of the blue 3 years ago. Hopped on the phone a couple days later and talked for an hour about getting into sports media because he thought his basketball career was winding down.

Three years later he's about to start in the NBA Finals. What a world.