Sam Tanner

Always be yourself...unless you can be superman...then be superman.

[Sam Tanner @SamTan1985]

Took my sidekick with me to see the guys at @GiveBloodNHS today. Second pint done ✅.

Oh, and while I was at it, I joined the bone marrow registry too, cos, you know, why not. 👍🏻

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Hey @marksandspencer - I think the blades might need sharpening in your bread slicer.....

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@RoyalCaribbean - currently been stood outside Barcelona T2 for an hour in 25+ degrees with 3 children and an 80yr old waiting for our coach transfer to the ship - now missed our 12:30 boarding time and no information from staff on the ground. Thoughts?

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@SBICSTripY8 Does this statement depend heavily on which route the coach driver takes, based on the outbound journey..... 😂

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@SBICSTripY8 Reassuring start if the coach driver takes a detour when there was only 3 main roads to follow between the school and Dover 😂

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@greateranglia we're currently on the 13:52 from Cambridge North to Liverpool Street - any chance you can contact the driver and get him to wish Elly a happy birthday over the tannoy to completely embarrass her please? 😂

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@SoVeryBritish Already submitted my ideas for a Paddington Bear £50, a £20 depicting a rail replacement bus service, a £10 depicting a long queue in the rain outside a GP surgery, and a £5 note that simply says the words "this isn't enough to buy anything with" on it.

I like my chances. 👍🏼

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@SoVeryBritish - what are your thoughts on these from @YorkshireTea? I was sceptical at first but it turns out if you like the flavour of that bit of a cup of tea towards the end after dunking multiple malted milks in it (which I do) then you'll bloody love these! 😂

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Hi @VancityReynolds - any chance one of your business interests would be interested in sponsoring an U13's grassroots football team for the 2025/2026 season please? My eldests squad are in need of a new sponsor, and you know, you don't ask, you don't get, right? Thank you! 😂

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@SoVeryBritish The Monday morning 8am GP Surgery Call Scramble

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@JeremyClarkson - firstly, merry Xmas and all that to you and yours. Secondly, can you settle this incredibly important debate which has cropped up on a Facebook page I follow? Thanks in advance.

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@SoVeryBritish And to add insult to injury, we had a light rain shower early in the morning, which I would guess occurred post-cover removal. 'tis the law of the sod. 😂

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@JeremyClarkson It's my daughter's 5th Birthday if that counts - she's hoping to see you at the tractor run at Christmas, but in the meantime if you fancy wishing her a happy birthday, that would be awesome 👍🏻

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Bit late to the party but finally got my tickets booked to see @VancityReynolds and @RealHughJackman in #DeadpoolandWolverine - let's f-in go!

But not until tomorrow, cos, you know, that's when the tickets are for.

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@SoVeryBritish Holiday suntan fades rapidly

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we're going to have a group of heartbroken boys, two of which were given this as an 11th Birthday present and reward for finishing their SATS this week 😥. Please can someone reach out to try and find a solution as this short notice is really not acceptable. Thank you.

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@SpursOfficial can someone from your experiences team please get in touch ASAP - I've been calling continuously since receiving an email from you an hour ago cancelling our tour this Sunday but after being on hold, the call gets picked up then hangs up straight away. As it stands

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@SoVeryBritish Saw a similar post yesterday where a guy was saying he knew someone on site called Anthony who was a bit of a short arse, so his nickname was Shetland Tony 😂

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@SoVeryBritish Partner 1 - ok, right, decision made. We're having <insert choice of food here>

Partner 2 - no, don't want that.

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@SoVeryBritish Daggies

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@SoVeryBritish Dead Mans Pancakes