Elmort

Sports, politics, and culture snark.

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@OOC_LACOBRAAA Primer fue una pavada

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@beanbean198 @Polymarket 😆this was a classic

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@royalriothayden Yeah but they have number of goals and points as us. What im really jealous of is that we didnt get him. I legit believe gozo, Luna, and solans flanking lewa would be better than Miami

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@CortesSteve @JDVance Ben: i dont like like Vance pushing central planning and hating on conservative economists

You: i dont like Israel!

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@piersmorgan This aged like raw shrimp i forgot in my trunk...
That game was glorious and the highlight of the tournament for england

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@stats_feed Que, this just one stupid bait list too many from this account. Quality of life is revealed by our feet. The whole world including china and europe net migrate into america. Officially un following.

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@LDS_Dems For a good 20% of kids in public high school they could learn much faster out of school. This isn't hypothetical anymore. Covid moved all children home and a large segment accelerated in their learning while an even bigger segment fell behind.

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@Aljeeves Good. When you buy players you have to actually send the money. Should have been liquidated years ago

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Death by Community Note

[Jackie Chea ⚖️ @Fair_and_Biased]

.@benshapiro worries that @JDVance may be courting the Joe Rogan & Tucker Carlson factions (which aren’t actually big political winners for the GOP) with some of his conspiratorial musings.

He says this would be a “very, very foolish tactic…a mistake…a political error of cataclysmic proportions.”

Ben thinks Vance may be aligning with the “New Republican Populists” who are socially to the right and economically to the left.

This group represents only 6% of the population and “tends to alienate all the other groups you need in order to cobble together a majority.”

I’m with Ben on this one. If you can get the Joe Rogan voters, then that’s wonderful, but NOT if it’s at the expense of much larger and more loyal voting blocs.

[Daniel Di Martino @DanielDiMartino]

In my house ⬇️

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@ArsenalN41 What do you know. Another bs engagement farmer account making up fake qoutes out of whole cloth
https://t.co/vWyCpbXqXJ

[Grok @grok]

No, Tuchel didn't say any of this. It's fabricated engagement bait.

His actual post-match comments after the 2-1 loss focused on England going too passive after scoring and him taking responsibility for decisions. No dramatic VAR/referee rant, no "challenge on Anderson," nothing matching this quote. Real interviews are out there and very different.

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@ArsenalN41 @grok did he actually say any of this or is the author just engagement baiting and wasting our time

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

¡Argentina, siempre haciendo que todo parezca fácil! ¡Buen vuelo de regreso a Londres, Mick Jagger!

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@BISSELLclean @FaymusRighter What she said! The other options are WAY worse. Why you downgrade your product like this

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@BISSELLclean why would you discontinue the set and forget spot bot. Literally the most useful product you ever made and you replace it with something *MUCH* worse

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@amounzz_ This lame bait. His own video explains it

[Elmort @samtbaggins]

@piersmorgan This aged like raw shrimp forgotten in the trunk of my car for the weekend...

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you