Sam Blair

Why be original if you can be different?

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This cell outage is making me feel like I’m in middle school again with my iPod touch

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#MorgantownBBT

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#MorgantownBBT

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Putting hand sanitizer on a cut has the same energy as staring into the sun, it hurts but kinda in a good way idk forgot I had a paper cut on my finger and wanted to tweet about it, I forgot how this thing worked

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@holdenstallsmth But why isn’t cookie cake just worse cookies?

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@Adamwalker1611 Ya know this tweet still relatable

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@Clairelindzy I’ve seen some chill ass bees that wouldn’t do anything, never seen a chill ass hornet those things always wanna hurt someone

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Yo it’s absolutely crazy that for the last 4 years I worked at Sebco and the one year Sawyer brought up fire tornadoes in Japan in the past and we always joked about them but now they’re happening in California, shits wild, iywasyk

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@Adamwalker1611 Just cut it yourself my guy

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Honestly looking forward to that week between Christmas and New Years when I have no idea what is going on 😂

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Dad: hey I don’t know if you guys have seen it but it’s on Facebook
Maggie and myself: 👀
Dad: it’s the two girls and then like the cat on the other side, I don’t get it

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*gets chinese good before Mr. Gavel and starts eating, Gavel leans over
Mr. Gavel: How is it
Me:Pretty good
Gavel: Ehh it all tastes the same anyway 😂

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*sitting in a little chinese restuarant with Andrew and Mr. Gavel after the Faraday Lecture, somebody speaks in the kitchen
Mr. Gavel: Ah such a beautiful language 😒...

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*”out of nowhere”in the chinese restaurant
Mr. Gavel: A little advice, when I give you a form to sign for the field trip, don’t try and turn it in the same day because then I know

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@magdalenemarie2 You still haven’t taken me to the zoo I don’t wanna hear it ight

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Mom: If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?
Me:

[kalpa @kalpa11]

All 2 minutes are worth the watch

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@magdalenemarie2 Well I’ll just go jump off a bridge I guess