Samuel 🔜 EF 🔜 LL

Not new to Twitter, just needed a hard reset on the side of EDM Twitter I was on. Where’s my PLUR peeps ❤️‍🔥

[unite! • commissions open!!! 🖌🍉 @sistertonin]

mississippi police shot and killed a 1yr black child and critically injured another family member because they *allegedly* stole DIAPERS.

you do not hate the police enough. you don't.

[unite! • commissions open!!! 🖌🍉 @sistertonin]

senatobia police find that tear gassing a crowd of grieving protesters in front of a walmart is the right move instead of understanding that these people want justice for the black baby their police force MURDERED and for the family they destroyed.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“I don’t remember my childhood.” Lemme guess, you have allergies + you poop weird + you sleep weird + you feel dizzy when you stand up quickly + you’re weirdly sensitive to certain smells/sounds/tastes/textures + you struggle to do stuff you WANT to do + you’re often sad/nervous?

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

so uh. hey guys. when are we doing a class action lawsuit on all the fake job listings. can we do that soon. or maybe pass some laws?

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

This ad spot accidentally captured the essence of how i see the conservative/Repub culture: just act all terrified of everything around you so they won't notice you're the predator.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In Iran, if a 12 year-old girl is forcefully impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term or spend life in prison.
Oops! My bad. I meant Mississippi, Texas, and Alabama.

[brigitté🪽 @iamallthatis_]

now take this information and flip it. constantly pointing out the things you are grateful for can train your brain to notice more things to be grateful for. constantly noticing abundance will train your brain to notice even more abundance. flip the script & stay in control.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Holy shit, catastrophic morning for Trump:

> Oil prices surge as the Strait of Hormuz slows to a halt
> 92,000 jobs unexpectedly lost in February
> Market shock as a result of prior points
> Easing sanctions on Russian oil…
> only to learn that Russia is helping fund Iran

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The U.S. economy lost 92,000 jobs in February, pushing the unemployment rate to 4.4%.

(https://t.co/5OaP1ZikSu)

[SwayLaughs @Persway82]

This clip always cracks me up. This was a classic interview and Mike was not fucking with Oprah’s ass!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣👊🏾
21 savage Mike is my favorite 🙌🏾😂😂😂
#classic #MondayVibes #heknew

[Faith M. Jackson-🐦‍⬛🟦🟧 🪷 @kissedbythesun]

ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Linda Davis was killed by ICE today. A Black woman, a beloved teacher, killed by ICE in Savannah, Georgia. https://t.co/g20AHJpF8V

[theequeenstallion1👑\Fan Account @queen_stallion1]

Milagro broke being sued for $1M😭
Pink wig a maga puppet l0ser😭
Tory still locked up trading noodles😭
Ak getting slapped around😭
Copycat Glo 20 faces getting dragged all over the internet😭😭😭😭

And Megan making money living her best life…have a good azz day Hotties😘

[project hail andy 🛰️ @d_nniedarko]

y’all keep leaving out keith porter
december 31, 2025.
outside his own apartment complex
by an ICE agent who was off duty
43 years old. 2 kids.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

This story not getting enough attention. Here are the facts..

1. He is a United States citizen
2. He was robbed by ICE
3. He was choked nearly to death
4. He is a child

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Let’s write that headline more clearly:

“A medical examiner concluded that ICE has *STRANGLED* a detainee to death.”

And ruled it a homicide.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

HORRIFYING: Protester in unmarked car rolls down his window JUST to pepper spray an ICE agent on a public sidewalk

Wait....that's an ICE agent in an unmarked car that pepper sprayed someone holding a cell phone. He clearly feared for his life.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Don’t let this part of the story die out

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨: New video completely destroys DHS’s story.

Renee Good arrived four minutes before ICE.

No one was stuck. Cars were moving freely.

She wasn’t blocking anything.

ICE showed up suddenly and aggressively and then they lied about it.

[ᵐᵃʳ⁷ @mjtabloidjunkie]

like...why would i need your permission to have something that belonged to my dad??