samthecat

I'm "otherworldly"...

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“Is there a weird smell in here, or is it just me?”

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Thundercats... 2010...

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is suddenly shocked by the realization that I have spent 40 minutes UNINTENTIONALLY studying the Maccabees! Such a nerd!

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Niban Too Corp. of Japan came up with the Gotta Go Briefcase for an extra edge over corporate competitors. http://inventorspot.com/gotta_go

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is slathering myself with triamcinolone acetonide ointment. Uhhh huhhhhh... knew you'd be hot with jealousy.

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is listening to rain...

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"Thou art a boil, a plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle, in my corrupted blood." Shakespeare

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"His guts are made of puddings." Shakespeare

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""He lives upon mouldy stewed prunes and dried cakes." Shakespeare

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"I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate!. Away, you mouldy rogue, away!" Shakespeare

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"Get thee glass eyes, and like a scurvy politician, seem to see the things thou dost not." Shakespeare

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Police say pastor gunned at a church in St. Louis used a Bible to deflect bullets fired during his Sunday sermon! NOW THATS PREACHING!

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needs some spangle.

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is pondering serious hamsters.

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I spilled granola on my keyboard - uber-hippie.

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I'm dressin' like a boho hippie these days... ;)

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Namby-Pamby was coined by Henry Carey, John Gay, Alexander Pope & Jonathan Swift to describe Ambrose Phillips & his writings. SUCKSTOBEHIM!

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@JasonTurcotte THAT is PITIFUL, dude...

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DIid you know that the expression "Heavens to Murgatroyd" was popularized by the cartoon character Snagglepuss ?

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Phrase: " Have an inkling" = vague intimation of. In the 13th century, inkling was an indistinct hearing of the use of one's own name.