sam :)

advil’s #1 opp

[sam :) @samtheclam1804]

@AdvilRelief @livstadler advil why won’t my dad come back

[A24 @A24]

What's gonna happen to white people when Breaking Bad is over?

[sam :) @samtheclam1804]

ME IN DA MO’NIN

[Jay @gaiaslastlaugh]

People who've never been to Japan: JAPAN IS LIVING IN 2050

Japanese vending machines: Sorry, I don't take any currency issued post-Showa

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[sam :) @samtheclam1804]

@yearn4rafayel /srs

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[sam :) @samtheclam1804]

the concept of the lesbian fandom… i know what i meant

[sam :) @samtheclam1804]

the lesbian memorandum sounds way less cool :/

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Fandoms will sometimes produce "google docs" or "masterdocs" collecting and synthesizing information on some fandom topic. How do I explain to them that these are memos. That is a memorandum.

The corporate world calls out to you. You should be producing shareholder value.

[Ophelia 🥐🩷 @opheliahatesyou]

My friends straight friend joined for pride yesterday and he said “I never felt such an accepting place before, everyone is SO happy, the drag queens looks awesome. Pride is amazing” and thats exactly WHY this shouldn’t even be a discussion in the first place

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Twin Towers ✊

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[sam :) @samtheclam1804]

@AnaKrivolapova not to mention lesbian visibility week being right in the middle of it

[Anna Krivolapova @AnaKrivolapova]

The stretch between 4/20 and Earth Day is like hippie ramadan

[Swizzle @SwizzleSizzles]

oh my fucking god bro if Hitler killed himself today you’d have people feeling bad

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Female Elon Musk

[sam :) @samtheclam1804]

@overgrownferret @jms_tny it seems like you’ve also got a grasp on it

[sam :) @samtheclam1804]

@FreddieDredd idk but come to seattle i got group chats in shambles over spokane