Samantha Holsten

aspiring parvenu

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

You ever wanna reach into Jeff Bridges' mouth just to make sure he has a tongue

[Hozier @Hozier]

I cant believe the false stories surrounding this so I’m going to clarify here.
YES, my baby teeth were found in a number of units from the last album pre sales.
NO, we don’t know how that happened.
YES. It will be available again this time due to popular demand.

[B @B_Pr0ssa]

If @BellaRamsey doesn’t an award for episode 8 I will RIDE AT DAWN!!! #TheLastOfUs

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

wtf is wrong with @KylePrue, a YouTube series has no business being as good as Rabbit

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

If you're shopping in St. Louis without a mask, just know I've always got one on deck and you will absolutely get crop-dusted when you walk past me

[george E Z R A @george_ezra]

Same band, same studio, but a lot more Christmas jumpers 🎅🏻 Here's the story behind 'Come On Home For Christmas'... watch the full video now x @AmazonMusicUK https://t.co/nzVMOygXDg

[Hozier @Hozier]

After a long period of people missing the buzz of dance floors and live electronic music, @MeduzaMusic reached out with a song. It felt the right time to lend my voice to a project outside my comfort zone.

Tell It To My Heart is out everywhere today.

🖤 https://t.co/aE1O890lfr

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

The website that Texas is using for people to snitch on Women seeking abortions is:

https://t.co/ktapwulUaR

You can help crash this website by entering bullshit info.

RT to make Good Trouble.
#TexasTaliban

[Attorney at Paw 🐾 @_AttorneyAtPaw]

Justin’s Mom and Dad watching this knowing they were right not to get on the plane and quarantine

#TheBacheloretteFinale
#TheBachelorette

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

me: I've really grown a lot in the last few years

my brain: tonight we'll be dreaming about your 6th grade boyfriend

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

Great news, babes, we've found a new appreciation for our body as it is and are working hard to shut out the voices of dysphoric "beauty" standards we've internalized!! Oh and we spend 97% of our days in crop tops now, so just hang in there 😤

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

I'll be really happy when this whole crop-top trend is over.

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

@jaredmaine but my downstairs neighbor jerry

[The Maine @themaine]

5 friends from Arizona started a band 14 years ago and have been able to make the music they love and travel the world because of YOU. We put everything into this new album that you can call “XOXO”. It’s now yours! https://t.co/EmXvQk6Px1

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

if I don't change my ways, I'm gonna be looking at multiple Bo Burnham songs on my spotify year in review

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

@B_Pr0ssa Ask your roaches if they think it's funny.

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

You ever wanna reach into Jeff Bridges' mouth just to make sure he has a tongue

[B @B_Pr0ssa]

Karl you’re making me suffercate #TheBachelorette

[Jared Monaco @jaredmaine]

If one more person says I'm not punk I swear to god I'm gonna skateboard through the mall

[The Maine @themaine]

Let’s talk about “The Way We Talk” 💋

[Johnny Flynn @JohnnyFlynnHQ]

.@RobGMacfarlane and I are thrilled to share ‘Ten Degrees of Strange’ - the new single from our album ‘Lost In The Cedar Wood’ (released 14.5.21). You can listen at https://t.co/aZDOPtTZkJ - it’s about joy and grief and all that lies between.

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

lmao and look at you now you emotionally fragile socialist queer

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

Don't mind me, just now discovering how amazing Hozier's album is.

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

if y'all hear me slurpin my trader joes soup dumplings, mind ya business