Sam

[Sam @SamTheis15]

@JetsFuckingSuck @GarrettWilson_V Throwing the season away???

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

FUCK IT… A THREAD OF THESE:

[Sam @SamTheis15]

@j0besy Love to see it jobes

[Sam @SamTheis15]

Really needed that

[Sam @SamTheis15]

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift: That’s why they call it ‘the present’.” Fellas, let us carpe diem and cherish the moments we have with the ones we love! #ThursdayMotivation

[Sam @SamTheis15]

@LosTwinsFan @on3 Nah, even if they lose they have the chance to beat Penn St and Michigan along with winning the Big 10 which would surely secure them a spot in the playoffs (but if they don’t beat ND I don’t like their chances for those other things to happen)

[Sam @SamTheis15]

@on3 False, wins against USC, at Duke, and at Clemson could be good enough based on how those teams do throughout the rest of the season to see a 1 loss Notre Dame team make the playoffs. Especially based on the current landscape of college football.

[Timmy Enoch @TimEnoch54]

Game pressure: On
Carlos Alcaraz: definitely not on yet(surely will turn up soon)
Alex Evans: Still a pussy

[Sam @SamTheis15]

Ben Shelton plays at noon tomorrow

[Sam @SamTheis15]

@misterweenee F4f

[Sam @SamTheis15]

You’ll never see my pic next to a mugshot when i run for president 🤭

[Sam @SamTheis15]

@SamuelMalcolms1 @TimEnoch54 @wardenskiii Also not even a gallons worth of tequila

[Sam @SamTheis15]

@SamuelMalcolms1 @TimEnoch54 @wardenskiii U don’t drink beer

[Sam @SamTheis15]

The new like feature on ig is poss dumbest thing ever

[Sam @SamTheis15]

@TimEnoch54 Flying Breeze?

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

me getting out the pool to have a ham and cheese sandwich with crushed doritos on top

[Sam @SamTheis15]

@TimEnoch54 Business or calendar days?

[Sam @SamTheis15]

@jacksonverrelli Ask Ash she knows

[Sam @SamTheis15]

Just gonna get out ahead of it before you all ask my opinion on the mattter. Jonah Hill is a bad guy.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Lightning Delay for Hot Dogs??? We’ve gotten soft!