if y’all had told me robbie williams was the monkey in the boy band they’re trying to go see in that one episode of derry girls i would’ve known who he was from the beginning
had to write a calligramme (shaped poem) for french class and i got carried away making an english version cause i was getting mad that i didnt know the words i wanted to say
the most jarring having-gone-to-theatre-school thing is sometimes you're watching a youtube video while doing something else and an ad starts playing and you recognize the voice and you look up and an acquaintance is selling you a protein shake
Happy one year anniversary to HOPE YOU ARE SATISFIED! A big thank you to all you wonderful, readers, booksellers, fellow writers & friends who have made this a year to remember! So much gratitude & love to the team at @unnamedpress, @luxlotus, @PeninaRoth and @nickirichesin! ❤️
nobody told me that adulthood was going to be synonymous with the sinking feeling you get everytime the weekend comes around that you have to make the most of your life in these two days because your time isn't your time anymore
Every few years, thousands of people are surprised to learn that I am a fan of Taylor Swift.
1. I am a fan of Taylor Swift. I have been since I first heard Speak Now in 2010.
2. I love Taylor Swift's music and lyrics. You don't have to. But I get to.
3. I love the Taylor Swift fandom. Again, you don't have to. But I get to.
4. Making your whole identity disliking something/someone is weird and a bit sad.
5. TTPD is excellent and I love listening to it. The writing is so, so good.
6. Gentle reminder that I delete almost all of my tweets after a few minutes.
what i eat in a day as a woman that prioritizes her health:
- coffee with half and half
- 1200 calories worth of cheez its
- two cheese sticks
- a salad buried underneath a mountain of cheese