Sam Schaick

(he/him) Davey’s human. Youth football coach. Fish guy. Big Wisconsin 🦡 fan. Apologies if you’re here for strictly fish tweets.

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

In 2017, I nearly turned down a Masters offer because I couldn’t imagine making it 2+ yrs. Not through the program, but on earth. I consistently wished I was dead.

~4 years later (today), I fulfilled a promise by handing a printed copy of my accepted manuscript to my therapist.

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

@SenMikeLee You’re full of shit, Mike

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

@frl713 @JLucroy20 This couldn’t be further from the truth. Brewers fans loved and still love Gomez. I literally still drink water from my Carlos Gomez souvenir cup

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

@lacruecole18 @EIU_FB As a Badger fan and EIU grad/fan, I love this. Best of luck, Cole!

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

@lucidmarz_ I cackled reading this

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

Both my parents and sister have started using my dog as a means to get away from people during holiday gatherings. I hate this. They stole my move. Get your own social safety valve.

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

@barryisthedon The Menard’s owner is the wealthiest person in Wisconsin… just sayin

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

The maddening ambiguity of “what the analytics say” when watching football continues to send me up the wall.

Show us the inner workings of the model!

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

@barryisthedon Why is Schiano above Bielema and how is PJ not our #1 enemy? I agree with Cignetti though. I still pulled for Indiana as a Cinderella, but dude just seemed like as asshole from the start like you said.

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

And i say that as someone whose pit bull is the center of my universe

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

I didn’t realize so many ppl still had so much hate for Mike Vick. I realize he did some awful things, but he’s rehabilitated himself and been an upstanding citizen since his release. To say he doesn’t deserve to coach is preposterous.

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

@RyanAndBucky Excellent use of this gif

[Cardale Jones @CJ1two]

Not a political statement, nothing against Rep Williams, I’m sure the thought comes from “safety” and good intentions but this might be the softest shit I’ve ever heard 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

When did the red zone become the red area? Tom Brady, Kirk Herbstreit, Mike McDaniel all saying it now… I hate it

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Sports suck. Waste of time. Nothing matters. We’re all going to die anyway

[Scary Alvarez @barryisthedon]

Beating Arizona in hoops last night made my heart full

Losing to Oregon tonight in Football ripped it right the fuck out of my chest

[JD Schooley @DirtyDog650]

We are looking to hire a #paddlefish and #native #nongame #fisheries biologist!
Come work with me in Jenks, OK.
Please RT!
https://t.co/WMxtmE5mri

[Prairie Research Institute @PrairieResInst]

📢 Exciting News! For the first time in nearly 120 years, @Mark_A_Davis79 and Sarah Douglass at the @INHSIllinois have found the state-endangered Salamander Mussel alive in Illinois! 🦪 More: https://t.co/wRk6qRxurq
#Conservation #EndangeredSpecies

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

“Our family is good at making two things; apple butter and license plates”

[Sam Schaick @samuelJschaick]

Me, a Brewers fan