Sam Brown

What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?

[Sam Brown @samuel__brown]

@JR_THFC @Billie_T *Paratici is re-heating

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@LoveTheShirt Conte is known for improving players but realistically, how many (and who) in this squad just aren’t going to be good enough for him to work with?

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Whatever you do, don’t start serving Lasagna again @SpursOfficial 🇮🇹

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@greateranglia 00.25 Stratford to Chelmsford not moving. Any idea what’s happening?

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@IanJamesPoulter @RyderCupEurope

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@greateranglia 22.45 from Stratford stuck at Shenfield. Any update please?

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@TherealNihal The artistry of making a legitimate photo look photoshopped. This photo is real, yeah?

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@TheReal_AK @Tactical_Times Surely goal type has no bearing on ‘turning up’? Next it will be ‘he was inside the 6 yard box when he scored so that’s irrelevant’ - goals are goals and he scored more than any other at that WC - what is there to dispute? Put him in City’s team Sunday and theyd have won 4/5-0

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@TheReal_AK @Tactical_Times I think confirming he scored a hat-trick at a World Cup Finals and a last minute winner against Tunisia when England needed it and then saying it’s irrelevant is ridiculous. Define ‘big games’? Prior to injury he dragged that Spurs team through the 2019 CL group stage.

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@Tactical_Times Agree to some extent but I don’t think you win a World Cup Golden Boot if you don’t turn up to big games. If you stick Kane in that Man City side he ‘turns up’. His absence more a symptom of a Spurs team that generally don’t turn up when it matters?

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@Rob_Arms_ Currently shitting my pants about this exact issue, you visionary you. Also, yes I have just gone for a somewhat lengthy dive through your Twitter

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@MrCracknell Back it in principle, yes. Protest at the ground, no. Massive day for Ryan Mason, wouldn’t want to mar it, he’d end up facing it and I don’t agree with that.

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@iempire_andy @Tactical_Times You should read the tweet as this; ‘The power should be taken from FIFA and UEFA, they are corrupt.’ Full stop. That statement can stand alone, it doesn’t have to be followed by anything else and it isn’t an endorsement for any possible solution either.

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@iempire_andy @Tactical_Times No not passive aggressive at all! Just seems that you’ve made up the idea that he said Super League would deal with corruption in football 🤷‍♂️

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@iempire_andy @Tactical_Times I think that was a polite request to read the tweet properly and not make up a fictional narrative 👍

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@HazFazal Yeah, for real. Rule is that if it hits the attackers hand and ‘immediately’ leads to a goal, it’s can’t stand. For defenders has to be in an ‘unnatural’ position I think

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@HazFazal If it was a defender it wouldn’t have been penalised. The rules are shocking 😂

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@SkySports I want a football commentator to give me insight into what’s going on like @GNev2 does, brilliantly. Martin Tyler is incapable of this and talks utter shit. He drains the life out of the game and actively stops interesting comment from Neville. How is he in a job?

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How come Olivier Giroud has managed to get the freshest fade going, meanwhile I’m forced to sit here looking like Robin Williams when he comes out of Jumanji?

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@joshbrown107 @SkySportsPL You love to see it