Sam

homer is my role model, and i won’t speak ill of him

[Sam @samuel__jack]

shove ya fucking altitude up your arse

[Sam @samuel__jack]

that’s ben stokes’ old club

[maha @mahaaaay]

british people will look you dead in the eyes and tell you they are from a town called cockermouth

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Politics isn’t working for places like ours.

I will change that.

#AndyBurnham #ForUs

[Ciaran @CiaranBloo]

This is what footballs all about, Protestants having a terrible time

[Sam @samuel__jack]

big day for people from ashton who now live miles away and just started a new job and need a way to contextualise where they’re from to their colleagues

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Jesus has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to
u. Really cant believe this. @

[Sam @samuel__jack]

mayor of new york knows what a doosra is

[The GrandStand Podcast🎙️🇱🇰 @GrandStandPod]

Murali has the streets (and New York)!

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

The 1965 real-life "boys stranded on a desert island" happened, proving that Lord of the Flies was a completely wrongheaded take on the idea. But a certain group of creators really like the idea that humans are really terrible unless some central controlling government keeps us from killing each other. Hobbes started this idea, but it lives on for some reason.

Yes I read the Lord of the Flies, and it had the big impact on me that it does on everyone. It's still a lie.

[Sam @samuel__jack]

graphic design is my passion

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Happy New Year, Reds! 🎇🔴

[Sam @samuel__jack]

i’d rather the aussies win the ashes than luke littler win anything

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

lots of opinions on this but the only one i would trust would be from the author himself homer simpson

[Sam @samuel__jack]

@daisycutterzine this is how i imagine broad’s brain works

[Sam @samuel__jack]

@daisycutterzine i can’t tell which pair you’re referring to but i agree on both counts for very different reasons

[Sam @samuel__jack]

@daisycutterzine broad/warner: boring, tired, passive, too one sided, would never happen, don’t need each other

smith/archer: wired, definitely would happen, ipl hotel room omg there’s only one bed, both need each other

[Sam @samuel__jack]

quite possibly the worst sporting weekend of my life

[Sam @samuel__jack]

he hasn’t got a fucking clue

[7Cricket @7Cricket]

"Leading into this Test match, I actually think we over prepared to be honest."

- Brendon McCullum talks about England's approach heading into Brisbane and whether it'll change for Adelaide #Ashes

[Sam @samuel__jack]

@TravisHead24 sure you don’t want to sandpaper that apple ya prick

[Sam @samuel__jack]

mary mother of god how the fuck did that polar bear end up in arlington texas

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Ashes live stream starts soon! @thatscricketjm

[Sam @samuel__jack]

are they ever not moaning