Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
Please
They eat us now, they eat us later
Adding up our Wins on a calculator
You're a laughless clown, or a king that's throneless
Let me get those wings uuuuhhhhhhh boneless https://t.co/vXdnQXf7UD