@Hermesparcels I can't believe I have to resort to Twitter to talk to you. Your automated assistant is useless. I've been stood up for my parcel collection twice now and this parcel needs to be picked up 8 days ago for when I booked it. Please contact me
Best Actor is a tough one. We all know what the real #Oscars are going to do here and we have mixed feelings about it. We’re calling another audible and giving Ethan Hawke an Oscar of our heart for his work in FIRST REFORMED. @annaswnsn explains why: https://t.co/8WyEymBjk2
#HangUps starts tonight 10pm @channel4. Karl Theobald, Sarah Hadland, @RichardEGrant, Charles Dance, Katherine Parkinson, @lollyadefope, @alicelowe, Steve Oram and many more being very funny. DO IT.
Media and journalism friends, I need you to do something during #Eurovision this evening. And that something is to drink a massive fucking drink to @BeeDeeArgh, founder of @mediargh who died in the early hours of this morning.
The only way to stop a bad guy with asbestos is a good guy with asbestos
If you ban asbestos, building contractors would just find another way to kill occupants with carcinogenic insulation
The problem isn't asbestos, it's mental health
We need to put asbestos in every school