Samuel T Coleridge

Awaken'd from a dream by a rascal from Porlock

[Samuel T Coleridge @samuelcoleridge]

#WeWillRememberThem

[Royal British Legion @PoppyLegion]

The wait is over. The Poppy emoji is finally here! 😲 From today until 15 Nov, use any of these hashtags and a poppy will apear in your Tweet. Thank you @Twitter #WeWillRememberThem @poppyscotland @royalcdnlegion @dvaaus

[Samuel T Coleridge @samuelcoleridge]

'tis the fifth night of bonfire night celebrations - the publick has decided there is great comfort in a protracted spaffing of gunpowder towards the heavens

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Who is Tom Daley and why does he insist on appearing naked in the nation's periodicals?

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William and that girl have a plentiful supply of teeth between them, don't they?

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A Blue Peter sock display case and a fight with the media who're helping find a killer @Sir_Robert_Peel must be proud of CSI Bristol

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There's a lot of people to sue, Chris

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I can't believe they're still questioning my great great great great great nephew Chris (Evil Chris to the family)

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O! Christmas Day, Oh! happy day!

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That's better, a bit of Ding Dong Merrily - can't be beaten

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To King's for the Nine Lessons but they're not singing anything I know

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I'm deciding what to get for a wedding present for William and that girl. Do you think they'd rather just have the money instead?

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Has Gompertz been at the poppy? He can keep his hands off my Kubla Khan @ExploreWellcome @bbcnews

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Ah, my favourite time of year...the poppy in abundance

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@RicardoFraser Sir, I am honour'd and approve of your modern mantra. Behove Gove! The veneer melodious, beneath yet odious

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People of the countryside - you killed the Emperor and now we townies have had to rescue the bees - get a grip

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I have been away without news contact. Have they got Raoul Moat out of that mine yet?

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I'm worried about how Ed Miliband walks

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Nice hair Mr Cameron. Or is it Mr Clegg? I really can't tell them apart anymore http://bbc.in/bixpLR

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Not to mention those inhuman machines that comment on my bagging area. There are many things in this new world with which I disagree

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Mr Sainsbury has infuriated me by displaying his Christmas wares already