lil zam

excited for christmas

[lil zam @samueldapanda]

Aunty carol: right Owen u playing the pub quiz?

Owen: naw man, ah don't know anything about pubs.

[lil zam @samueldapanda]

https://t.co/GHyQHL8pMl

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

hi mate have u ever thought about sucking a fart out my arse?

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

Let’s just agree to disagree. 💀

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I told y’all leave these retail workers alone with the TikTok pranks 😭

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

What are some fun spooky movies that I, a coward, might enjoy?

[lil zam @samueldapanda]

Lying, gossiping, and potatoes.

I’ll drink from the tap x

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

You can only keep 3.
Bottled water, hairdryers, stretching, taxis, social media, lying, potatoes, sunblock, parties, sitting down, gossiping, umbrellas, radio, condiments.

[lil zam @samueldapanda]

@mghnhndry

[lil zam @samueldapanda]

What a song. What a guy.

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

britney and lewis together at last x @BBCR1

[christian @sessh0m0ru]

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

[lil zam @samueldapanda]

“The evil evil” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 deed

[Ari @ararinio]

Megan Markle heading to Balmoral to visit the queen

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Breaking news! Queen is dead

[Matt Smith🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @mattccfc02]

fuck me liz kept that quiet

[lil zam @samueldapanda]

So rangers got brutally humped twice in a row n now the queens about to croak???
Ma maw is gonny be unapproachable till at least Monday 🫠

[LannisterRoy @DayaJolieMartz]

Leonardo Dicaprio when his girlfriends reach 25 years of age

[lil zam @samueldapanda]

😂

[SophieHollandCastingCSA @SophHollandCast]

My fave of the day.... and I didn't even like TM....

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

eat at a table in my own home? what am i? a sim??

[stuart bates @stuartbates92]

McMonagles chippy boat, Clydebank