Sam Emaus

whaddup gamers

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

lmao do you remember those capri sun commercials where the kids would turn all metallic and fly around. that's what america needs rn

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomasXL]

Say it with me class:

“FIRE GUS BRADLEY”

@JimIrsay

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Can't wait to see a healthy Anthony Richardson 🙌

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

pete buttigieg shouldn’t be kamala’s vp pick because we shouldn’t be normalizing people from indiana

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

@TiredDad69 this doesn’t benefit my belief system, reporting this

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

the apple so nice it never sleeps

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

How fucking stupid can they be. Why in god’s name would you not want to leverage the long-standing brand value of HBO in favor of a simple word with abysmal SEO

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

Succession is the best show since Breaking Bad

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

this year, the song "1985" by Bowling For Soup is as old as the year 1985 was when that song came out (2004)😳

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

@3five9 agree

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

@TiredDad69 stupidville actually

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

@TiredDad69 it didn’t used to be its own letter, it was just two V’s. On top of that V and U used to be the same letter. It’s kinda like how rr and ll are individual letters in the Spanish alphabet

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

@TiredDad69 cuz it’s Double U (Double V in many other languages)

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

@mikesanborn corny ass loser

[Al Foran @ImpressionistAL]

Robert DeNiro pays Gordon Ramsay to bake a cake for Joe Pesci's 80th birthday.

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

@TiredDad69 They are available at MSRP new, and the used market has tons of inventory since crypto mining isn’t as lucrative anymore

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

@TiredDad69 I think eck-specially is worse just because there isn’t really a word that it makes sense to confuse it with. At least with Espresso it makes some sense to confuse it with the word “express”

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

literally no chance that this will be good. so much of what makes One Piece good and unique just will not translate in live action with shitty CGI

[Netflix @netflix]

Adventure is on the horizon! One Piece sets sail in 2023 https://t.co/5YhPXFt8GS

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

@iamcourtneygill ty for the reminder that it came out

[Sam Emaus @samuelemaus]

Is this not how quite literally every single biological characteristic works

[+goldie 🍯 @goldie_chance]

What’s funny is that blue eyes are actually an eye mutation that just became a basic genetic human characteristic but because naturally we aren’t supposed to have them, it’s why people who have blue eyes look like they probably consumed a soul or two and appear freaky to us