samuel james

i tweet before i think .

[samuel james @samueljames8]

She Made my morning

[samuel james @samueljames8]

I swear babies are literally the be all and end all , like smile I'm elated , cry and I need to fix it asap

[samuel james @samueljames8]

Cards against humanity .....I'm dead !!!!

[samuel james @samueljames8]

Some people are just a walking disappointment

[samuel james @samueljames8]

Happy Sunday

[samuel james @samueljames8]

Perfect dream , nightmare ending , thanks brain for the early wakeup

[samuel james @samueljames8]

It's so touching to see all these posts about mental health day #WorldMentalHealthDay #strength

[samuel james @samueljames8]

Gave myself alcohol poisening , it gave me abs #silverlining

[samuel james @samueljames8]

To the neighbor who shouts in there sleep , sort out your subconscious it's doing my head in

[samuel james @samueljames8]

@sophieejanee rude nudey

[samuel james @samueljames8]

Swear this heat is making me rage #overreaction #oops

[samuel james @samueljames8]

@sophieejanee message him , he's a fun guy

[samuel james @samueljames8]

Genuinely scared for this world , there's to much hate , where's the love ?

[samuel james @samueljames8]

I'm sorry for that coffee I lost aswell though

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Just spilt my coffee all over the fittest businessman ever , sorry Mr businessman

[samuel james @samueljames8]

I'd happily have the ground swollow me hole

[samuel james @samueljames8]

Like really the kid needs a beating and the parents could do with a slap aswell

[samuel james @samueljames8]

Why do I watch such shit on TV

[samuel james @samueljames8]

How I've managed to get burnt on one arm and not the other I do not know #britsinsummer

[samuel james @samueljames8]

I'm alive and safe