Samuel Middleton

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[Samuel Middleton @samuelmiddlet15]

They need to get Kamu out of the house asap before it is to late. Meshia Tate was able to win all the comps with her mma background she is a better fighter than him but still to big a risk…

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

I understand his pain niggas tried me after I used Rosalina in Mario Kart

[Samuel Middleton @samuelmiddlet15]

@EvelDick For me Sunday and Wednesday are both almost skips if I’ve been up on the feeds that week

[Samuel Middleton @samuelmiddlet15]

It annoys me so bad people don’t understand this!!!!!!!!!

[Ethan 🇨🇦 | Video Editor | Autism Haver @notfunEman]

Rotten Tomatoes is so annoying because all this means is that 99% of the critics gave a score of 6/10 or higher.

[Samuel Middleton @samuelmiddlet15]

I’m about to outwoke you all this but unironically…. Driving is actually so bad and dumb.

[IGN @IGN]

George Lucas says rejecting using AI to make movies is like rejecting cars in favor of horses. https://t.co/AoDntWVDcz

[Samuel Middleton @samuelmiddlet15]

Bro….. get these guys off my screen the only time during the fight you get good analysis and I Theo Von on my screen come on man this is disrespectful to Din Thomas

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Another year of having to explain to my friends that big brother itself is a poorly produced, childishly edited disgrace of a tv show but also the best social experiment summer entertainment of all time #bb28

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Had a conversation with friends a while ago about who is the “greatest living American” and it is truly Johnny Knoxville

He completely encapsulates the spirit of what people like about America while simultaneously sidestepping all of the evil

[b_aisingioro @b_aisingioro]

"Kennedy davenport lip syncs to elaine stritch's ladies who lunch" is NOT a fever dream thank you gay gods #dragrace

[Sarah 🩷 @suzietootredwig]

When I have to buy vodka I never know what to buy because idk anytbing about like straight alcohols so I always get the absolute vodka because of drag race lmao

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

I guess society at large has simply decided sex crimes are no big deal. Like shoplifting a candy bar

[Iso3g @1worms]

This kinda like the miseducation of Lauryn hill for my generation

[hannah zook @HZook]

The concept of me defending Timothee Chalamet through the ballet scandal just for him to turn around and maybe do the most anti art thing you can do in 2026 (sell out to Kalshi)

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

if i die i hope i’m reincarnated as a Muppet

[Andrew Gillespie @andrewg5000]

If only a young, perceptive, recently Oscar-nominated movie star had warned people of the dangers of turning movies into unattainable elite events like other art forms like ballet and opera are now

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof