samuel muguna

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

@PerisLily 🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

. https://t.co/U1tyDXDKl6 https://t.co/IW5KfiuAiw

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Wash wash clubs are currently going through a lot Ayaaam telling you. As Habanos is busy performing financial CPR on itself, Al Capone is fighting for survival in court. The newly launched Al Capone in Nyali, which is barely 1 year old, has reportedly been served with a 60-day eviction notice.

Residents through the court have allegedly informed the management that if they fail to vacate, bulldozers will arrive fully fueled and ready to convert the premises into a grazing field for goats and sheep.

Apparently, somebody had the bright idea of opening a nightclub right in the middle of the Muthaiga of Mombasa where old money lives. The residents are now claiming that their quiet leafy suburb has been downgraded to Bamburi.

Property values are allegedly dropping faster than broke woman's urwaro. To make matters worse, some mzungus reportedly complained that they were being served the famous Pishori variety not the one from Mwea, but the premium one from KEMSA.

One minute you're enjoying soft music and minding your business, the next minute you're waking up wondering why your bank account is observing a national day of mourning. The once peaceful neighbourhood has reportedly been transformed into a 24hr wildlife documentary.

Yellow yellow damsels from Bamburi and other legendary corners of Mombasa turned Al Capone into their official hunting and gathering grounds. Tourists would be spotted entering with confidence and leaving with motivational quotes.

Witnesses claim that after expertly dragging your drink, the specialists would patiently wait for you to enter deep sleep before commencing what walimwengu are calling illegal asset recovery operations. Their mission is to help your money relocate from your account to theirs in the spirit of wealth redistribution.

Nyali residents are now saying they did not spend millions to live next to a live action episode of Crime Watch. They simply wanted peace, fresh ocean air, and the occasional sound of birds,, not DJs screaming "Wapi nduru weeweee” at 4 a.m. while tourists undergo unexpected financial audits. Ni mbaya saidii!!

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

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#JusticeforJuliaNjoki

[Dr. Ekuru Aukot @EAukot]

Fellow Kenyans and Africans, President Joseph Bokai has a message. Listen to him.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Meanwhile in Zambia 🇿🇲a phone rang in the middle of a TV interview and he answered 😂

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

@LutomiaMGodfrey @NationAfrica 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

@KenyaPower_Care we dont have power supply since yesterday account 54607283873 Bamburi- mtambo road , Mombasa

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

#kplccustomercare we dont have power supply since yesterday acc 54607283873 bamburi mombasa

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

what just happened? 😂🤣😂

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Fear women!
https://t.co/tWd5KQdAI6

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

wtf.........

[Peris Lily Mutua @PerisLily]

Damnit! They can keep the hse, Imma move out! How many are in there!

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

@PerisLily WTF...............

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

Ati.........Pishori babes !! this one killed it ........hehehehehehehehe

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

3 MEN SAVED FROM ‘MCHELE BABES’ IN THE NICK OF TIME

Three men who were enjoying their drinks at a popular Nyama Choma and drinking joint located at Kamakis along the Eastern By-Pass, will be lucky to celebrate their Valentines day with their main, after being saved from a

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

name them ? 😂🤣😂

[Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi)) @Asmali77]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

went for a 13.1 kilometer Ride. https://t.co/ggQgbOd1da

[Afrisphere @Afri_shere]

"@DCI_Kenya see what your guys are doing at Mtito Andei police station roadblock. Then the guy starts to harass us. cc @EACCKenya

via @kwanjohi

[samuel muguna @samuelmuguna]

hehehehehe !!!!😂🤣😂🤣

[Sakaja Arthur Johnson @SakajaJohnson]

Cyclists 🚴‍♀️ 🚴‍♂️ 🚴 17th is your day @ the Nairobi Festival. Karibuni

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

The tour operators, the tourists & the lion are a CARTEL! Shindwe!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

⁦@Cristiano⁩