Samuel Yoon

Lakers/Steak/Star Wars

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Not trying to brag, but if there was a competition for coming up with tweets that fit perfectly within the 140-character limit, I'd probably

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@SHAQ if Giannis signed with the Lakers would you let him wear #34?

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@DMVWeb can we please raise the standards for driving tests in LA? You now have Asians complaining about bad drivers

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If the @HoustonRockets sign Westbrook, imagine how motivated Russ & KD would be. They not only have a real chance to win their first championship, but in a way that would redeem so much of both of their somewhat tainted NBA stories. Also pretty beautifully, they’d do it together.

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AARP is doing #AAPIHeritageMonth right!

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Idea: Manner mode for Alexa and Siri and Google where everyone has to say please and thank you.

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Jared Dudley looks like Tim Duncan’s little brother who doesn’t play basketball

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Remember guys, if you’ve never watched an episode of #GoT, please make sure you post something to let all of us know!

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@JeanieBuss Tossing my name in for Magic's replacement. I don't have much experience, but on 2K MYGM I got Lebron, Kawhi, Klay, and Cousins all on the same team on All-Star mode so...

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People love to tweet about how they don't vote because their votes don't count, but you know what really doesn't count? Their tweets.

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#BurnYourNikes reminds me of the time that my bank teller didn't tell me "Happy 4th of July" when it was almost 4th of July, so I withdrew all my cash and burned it right there in the parking lot while live-streaming it to my Myspace account. #FreedomIsntFree

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A brief moment of silence for the Instagram models who don't actually have followers but still address their selfie videos with "Hey guys..."

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People still watch The Walking Dead?

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*makes a wrong turn on PCH during the summer.
“Okay this is where we’re going now.”

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Where the hell is David Stern when you need him? #basketballreasons

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The #Lakers just signed a 32-year old LeBron to a 4-yr $154M contract, lost Randle to an $18M contract to the PELICANS, couldn't even get a meeting with PG, and just spent their max contract cap space on KCP, Rondo, Lance, and McGee.

GS just signed Boogie for Jason Smith money.

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#PaulGeorge going back to OKC is like when a girl has been flirting with you all night, asks to go home with you, straight up tells you, “I’ve always wanted to play for the #Lakers,” and then STABS YOU IN THE GODDAMN BACK.

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@ramonashelburne Not the same thing but still one of GSW’s best moves in the past decade was NOT trading Klay Thompson and breaking up their core. #LakerWatch2018

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Does Mitch Kupchack have Twitter? How can we let him know that we're willing to offer him Luol Deng for Kemba Walker and six future first-round picks? #MitchMozgovDengTogetherAgain

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I'm not sure if I can be friends with people who don't cringe at least a little at stores that are called "collectives"

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Right now I’m at a COMBINED KFC-Taco Bell. That’s amazing. How did they find chefs who know who to cook fried chicken AND make delicious tacos and Mexican pizzas? #peopleareamazing