Samuel LOL Jackson

This is a MotherF*cking Parody account but you're going to hit the MotherF*ckin Follow Button anyway MotherF*cker!

[Absolute Wireless @absolutewireles]

Ever had a #BigFootSighting but your phone won't work? HA! Looks like our #Favorite #comedian #Hypnotist is getting clever persuading folks with other carriers that they need a new phone from #Sprint by @absolutewireles #Thx #RichGuzzi

[Lahna Turner @LahnaTurner]

If u haven't seen it yet #limeade is up and out in the world. Watch/share: https://t.co/nn1FdLpA5w

[Lahna Turner @LahnaTurner]

I can't believe #limeade just posted. Please watch (not at work 😂) and share. Thank u!!! https://t.co/nn1FdLpA5w

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

Got a couple of wood piles to burn in my yard. Anybody got a Samsung Galaxy 7 I can borrow to get this party started?

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

I was rolling laughing. You have to check out these hypnotized ballerinas on my show tonight in Denver.

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

Wild sexy exotic dancer at #richguzzicomedyhypnosisshow #tattoo #amazing #tiki https://t.co/zZJ7VtvP78

[Bmore Comedy Factory @BmoreComedyFact]

I so need to get some chalk. LOL of the day

[Samuel LOL Jackson @SamueLOLJackson]

This is outrageous. This "bitch" is crazy https://t.co/OQfA59G9xG

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

Check out my new YOU TUBE video. "The Puker". Hilarious. Don't forget to pass it along! https://t.co/a1CP7KdJAQ

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

Farting makes me giggle. How about you? https://t.co/19gNRncvwW

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

Look who showed up at the @CincyFunnyBone - JLo #comedyhypnosis #sexy #bigbooty

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

There is always 2 sides to every story - http://t.co/1CVkJZhL7r

[Stitches Comedy Club @StitchesLancPA]

Challenge Accepted!

[Samuel LOL Jackson @SamueLOLJackson]

Nick Fury: Yeah, you say peace, I kind of think you mean the other piece.

[Samuel LOL Jackson @SamueLOLJackson]

Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid assed decision, I've elected to ignore it.

[Samuel LOL Jackson @SamueLOLJackson]

"I'm as serious as a heart attack."

[Samuel LOL Jackson @SamueLOLJackson]

"Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!"

[Samuel LOL Jackson @SamueLOLJackson]

“Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!” from A Time to Kill -

[Samuel LOL Jackson @SamueLOLJackson]

“I have had it with these motherf*ckin’ snakes on this motherf*ckin’ plane!”

[Samuel LOL Jackson @SamueLOLJackson]

"You know me. It's my duty to please that booty!"
John Shaft - Shaft (2000)