Samuel Orson

Silly Comedian. Check out current and past projects in the link below.

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Hahaha this is hilarious. So funny

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10 banger jokes back to back

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This is so good

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10 banger jokes back to back

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If you have a race horse that gets injured do not put it down. I will take it. Last time I checked race horses are good for TWO things. pissin and racin, and brutha I don’t drink race

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POV u are an open mic stand up comedian

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POV u are an open mic stand up comedian part 2

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POV u are an open mic stand up comedian

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Imagine instead of fighting 100 men sat their asses down and LISTENED to the gorilla

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This is what it’s like watching the fights on Netflix right now

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What a fight!

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Radiohead when they saw the computer

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Everything you have seen here has been an illusion

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RT if you felt the LA earthquake and also love Jojo Siwa

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Oh you wear contact lenses? Mind if I try them on?

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Built a goon cave to watch stand up clips

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Me: damn the windshield is dirty

Windshield Wiper Fluid: try me!

Me: ok will you make it cleaner?

Windshield Wiper Fluid: 🙂‍↔️

[Samuel Orson @samuelorson]

zyns give you the same effect as cigarettes. I made the switch and I constantly feel like shit I can’t eat I can’t sleep I have constant low level anxiety I’m always nauseous I’m irritable all the time so yeah…I say they work just as well if not better than cigs

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This response from my dad in the family chat while my sister was about to give birth is insane

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Love that they went with the default font choice on Microsoft word

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Met my wife in the adult entertainment industry (Dave and Busters)