Samuel Baker

My sense of humour is like your recycling: Clean, Dry and Loose.
Also... - obligatory comment about opinions being my own

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@warriorcatv2 @elmer_julia @MartinSLewis Depends on your circumstances. For me, early thirties, living with parents and saving to (hopefully) buy. But if I owned, rented or had dependents the picture would be very different.

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

Twitter is basically that neglected, trustworthy friend who is there to pick up the pieces when all the cool people aren't around.

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@Line_of_duty a couple of years ago I bought a Volvo because I wanted to be like Steve (@martin_compston).
Please tell me there will be another series so that I still feel like I work for AC-12!

[Line Of Duty @bbclineofduty]

Here we go!! Give us a retweet & follow if you’re tuning into the series finale of #LineOfDuty #LineOfDutyFinale

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@TheArchini Just got to that bit, and had to come on twitter to acknowledge it...

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@SamAllberry Sliver! (Oliver!)

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@SoulsRoyal enjoying #VirtualPromPraise so far. I knew I would be unable to attend this year anyway due to a clash with my sister performing in the Sound of Music - so it has ended up being a benefit to me...

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

Need to tweet about being unable to leave the house. Nothing further to add tho.

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

Just watched this video of someone making a wasp from nuts and bolts. What DID people do before the Internet? https://t.co/CaAdiy26nx

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

I think I should tweet more frequently.

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@playgoeswrong @OrleansPark I thought we weren't supposed to take photographs of the stage...

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@TomBulpett just seen you tonight in @playgoeswrong - not so much #UnderStudy, more #UnderEstimate that you have to remember not just one role, but lots of parts!

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@playgoeswrong Annoyed that I didn't know about this money saving idea before I booked my tickets for tonight.
Seeing it for the third time, TBH I didn't rate it the first two times. Actors forgot lines, and I don't think the set was very well made because some bits broke.

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@MaryPoppins incredible Act1 - hoping for more this afternoon. Also, 3rd time I have seen @Charlie_Stemp in the West End (Half a Sixpence & Snow White at the Palladium) - such an incredible amount of energy!

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@MartinSLewis BBC. Obviously.

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

Haven't been on twitter for ages. It's like when you go away and you come back and your parents have done the house up - what's that like?

(I can do that joke on here, because my mum is on Facebook and probably doesn't understand twitter)

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

I have been told that my Facebook posts are more like what you'd see on Twitter, so I thought I would do one the other way around:

At midnight tonight Twitter is making all of your Facebook posts public. In order to stop this you must do the following: Copy, don't share th...

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

@SamAllberry Foiled again....

[Samuel Baker @samuelpbaker]

Facebook seems to be broken so I'm just off out to see what my friends all had for dinner...