Theodora Samuels

Best friends, were the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times. Once when its told; 2nd time when they explain it; and [5 Min's later] when we finally get it

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@FacebookPageToo What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary - Richard Harkness

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It doesn't matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it glows in the dark.

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#FF #TeamFollowBack @ShopAnnaSui @FadzlurrahmanNB @karensharons @keysaakey @yeshiqa @davidortizM @AngelicaAtondo #FollowFriday

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If America shows weakness and uncertainty, the world will drift toward tragedy. That will not happen on my watch - George W Bush

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GIVE ME A PROJECT BITCH, GIVE ME A HOODRAT BITCH....ONE THAT DONT GIVE A FUCK, AND SAY SHE TOOK THAT DICK....haha that shit still goes hard.

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just smoked an L with the Time Warner dude, he was cool...just gave us the free movie channels

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Liven up tweets ;) only need 6 more followers for 700 help me out haha

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@Lettie_Keysfeo Misanthropes need people without a steady supply, the misanthrope cannot fully apply his art - Polly Whitney

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Jedward are exercising their hair haha

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What's better

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@Gilliamdv Sooner or later we all quote our mothers - Bern Williams

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@JaccoShe Absolutely stunning quality, comfortable, perfect!

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#FF #TeamFollowBack @Abigalebcpat @briandiesanchez @NicTheEditor @shiki08tk @dhyraabae_ @MeirayniF @Abigailuhzxc #FollowFriday

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@tranlesoft Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist - Ralph Waldo Emerson