seymour butts

the people’s champion

[seymour butts @samuelsmore]

i do this shit for anthony bourdain.

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i only smoke cigarettes if it’s mine or somebody else’s

[seymour butts @samuelsmore]

the first sip of coke out of a bottle feels like what it’s like to do crack

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IS THIS TAB WATER?!????!?

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@peterkrussell i could eat 6 and i do feel like it

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@Jasey_Wasey_ god it’s so formidable and sturdy

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@Jasey_Wasey_ bitch deserved it

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@Jasey_Wasey_ aren’t we all

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@peterkrussell name?

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@annikaolsonnn sharp caramel

[vince @vincestaples]

On God we gon save the planet

[seymour butts @samuelsmore]

@Jasey_Wasey_ i know you’re a skinwalker

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breaking up with her because she don’t know bout the farmers almanac

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@Slimsisson i have multiple opportunities a day to harass your brother yet i choose not to

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@RoyalFamily i got shooters everywhere

rip bozo

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@Jasey_Wasey_ i need some weed, a philly cheesesteak, and a woman (or man) to give me head

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@annikaolsonnn zucchini bread, let that be known

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@Jasey_Wasey_ if you can hold it for more than 5 seconds, you get a lollipop at the clinic

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@LindwallJack @Jasey_Wasey_ 🥹🤪

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@LindwallJack @Jasey_Wasey_ fuck