Haley

bloom where you are planted 🌻

[bob saget @bobsaget]

I just snorted some Ajax, squirted a bottle of Lysol up my butt hole and put a polliwog in my ear. Who knows if it’ll work? But it can’t hurt!!!

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

You think staying in your apartment for a few weeks is lonely? Think about the 1.5 million senior citizens who have been living this way for years on end in nursing homes. Now go visit them.

[Haley @samuelson714]

@daniellehunterr First thought: that’s a lot of gallstones 🤦🏼‍♀️

[pinar @pienar]

this is what the inside of my brain looks like at all times

[Haley @samuelson714]

@racheldaley7 ??? There’s literally thousands of videos of people solving Rubik’s cubes...?

[iza @wIwsfilm]

meredith grey going off on the man that killed derek shepherd is one of the most powerful scenes in grey’s anatomy
#GreysAnatomy

[Haley @samuelson714]

Few things are more triggering than hearing your alarm tone out in public as someone else’s ring tone

[Katie Cullina @KatieCul3]

My perfect job does not exi- @ChickfilA #hireme #or #sendmeagiftcard

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

live footage of my brain retaining information from a lecture

[The Cute Plug @TheCutePlug]

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit

[Sierra Miller @sierra_brooke16]

he better be taking his phone in bc I might need a drink or snack after I already said no

[joshallenlover @forsurenotsam]

Adults that are obsessed with Disney freak me out

[Haley @samuelson714]

Me making “educated guesses” on my chem exam this morning

[Jaden @jademcclane]

*me singing this song when i have a loving boyfriend who would do absolutely everything for me*

[Haley @samuelson714]

@racheldaley7 “You gotta get the right kind” - Chris

[Haley @samuelson714]

@kellyadehart Girl you just graduated grad school, got your first big girl teaching job and are moving to Florida. Your life is full of important events! Be proud! 💜