Mamuca

Twitter got me hot

[Pubity @pubity]

A 10 year-old boy from Japan discovered that butterflies can remember their time as caterpillars.

Jo Nagai noticed his caterpillars still loved him after turning into butterflies, and the affection he had for them led to a genuine scientific discovery.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

he’s actually valid for being angry over that i fear😭

[Granny @DEARGRANNY]

Shion x Kesha 🇯🇵 🏍️

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Branch Floridian @JackLinFLL]

Leave Florida now. You cannot survive this

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The street provocateur cowers at the sight of its natural predator; the genuinely deranged passersby

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[𓆑 @crushed_bug]

actually the most beautiful thing i've seen all week

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[jon @delillostan]

I will never understand the relationship some people manage to have with their mothers

[Grace @gracecamille_]

3 glasses of wine deep and saw someone outside smoking a cig

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando ya espere a alguien por mas de dos ultramega largos minutos

[໊ @cdoll]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"

me in the afternoon and at night:

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

“Are you free after work?”

Me after work:

[Rixian @r_x__n]

what happens when you go AFK in #slaythespire2 (probably)

[Seth @seshysaurus]

This is killing me

[Pastellow 🪞✨ ˗ˋˏ VSparkle ˎˊ- @PastellowVT]

“Why haven’t you finished BG3?”

Every time I start playing a friend messages me and is like oh my God we should play together.
And I’m like oh my God you are so right we should and then we start a new run. Then they don’t wanna play anymore mid run. That’s OK so I start a new run by myself -and then a friend messages me and is like oh my God we should play together.
And I’m like oh my God you are so right we should and then we start a new run. Then they don’t wanna play anymore mid run. That’s OK so I start a new run by myself -and then a friend messages me and is like oh my God we should play together.
And I’m like oh my God you are so right we should and then we start a new run. Then they don’t wanna play anymore mid run. That’s OK so I start a new run by myself - and then a friend messages me and -