SalemBitchTrials🔮

I'm Sam and I'm socially awkward.🙃

[SalemBitchTrials🔮 @SamUnderdahl]

@NoahKahan It’s okay we still love you King 👑

[SalemBitchTrials🔮 @SamUnderdahl]

What a night. @NoahKahan Go get yourself some Taco Bell, you earned it 🐞 #TheGreatDivideTour

[SalemBitchTrials🔮 @SamUnderdahl]

@NoahKahan Thanks King 🥲 Can’t wait to cry tonight

[SalemBitchTrials🔮 @SamUnderdahl]

The government is all Big Foots, and that’s why we never have caught him. They are protecting him. #ConspiracyTheory

[SalemBitchTrials🔮 @SamUnderdahl]

MAGIC DRAW GameCan you do me a favor? Click to accept my invitation in the SHEIN app, and win up to $300💵 for each of us!!!
https://t.co/HZ1rbt0uH8

[SalemBitchTrials🔮 @SamUnderdahl]

When I was in highschool we did The Hobbit as a play and I had to wear a long black fake beard. In one scene my character was scarfing down honeycakes(mini donuts from the gas station) and I ended up swallowing about 10 of those fake beard strands. I gag fondly thinking of it 🤢

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

It's a privilege to learn about
racism instead of experiencing
it your whole life.

[J.U. @ImANecessity]

Someone said “it was suppose to be a protest not a robbery” - well it was suppose to be an arrest not a murder!

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[rob fee @robfee]

"If we open everything back up, the elderly will be at high risk."
America:

[Gracie Lou Freebush. @taylorrharrell]

White Privilege is violating the Governor’s Executive Order and standing on the Capitol steps with assault weapons and guns without being fined or tear gassed by police yet Black and Brown Detroiters were fined $1,000 for going to the park.

Unreal.

[SalemBitchTrials🔮 @SamUnderdahl]

@lildickytweets hey so in the last episode of #DAVEFXX what was going on with your croissants? Tearing them up, then they were magically put back together on your plate... what’s up bro? #CroissantGate

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Gays in quarantine daily checklist

[b. @averabeille]

we as a collective have been traumatized by men with J names.

[SalemBitchTrials🔮 @SamUnderdahl]

They’re telling the kids what to do but the kids can’t even read 😂

[SalemBitchTrials🔮 @SamUnderdahl]

If he’s obsessed with Quentin Tarantino movies he low key a psychopath, bitch run.

[SalemBitchTrials🔮 @SamUnderdahl]

Ok but this is super cool 😱

#AI画伯
https://t.co/MJJKpzhgrm

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️