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[Bobby @Bobbythirdway]

We correctly identified Lucy Craig within 72 hours, and libs couldn’t bear to accept it.

False rape accusers will never enjoy anonymity again.

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@mehdirhasan You're a crybaby pussy weirdo like all the other British political pundits

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@peakmann1e Unreal. They just can't help themselves man. Everything must be intensely propagandized. Nothing is allowed to be authentic anymore. All media must now be an advertisement for the culture war. The agenda must be forced down our throats. If you object you are a bigot.

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@Muqadaam Fuck Gaza. Fuck Israel. Fuck you

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@stavvybaby As a Cumtown fan and a liberal, I still gotta jump on the hatewagon man this sucks so bad hahahaha. Like truly ass cheeks.

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@IncelKulak Not even really a Stav fan but he's 50 times funnier than Rogan. Then again, the average male is funnier than Rogan.

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@physicsgeek @NewYorker Your post is actually even cringier than the poem

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@NewYorker Dog shit.

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@iamcardib @RockstarGames Lame ass generic shit. AI could produce an identical result.

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@hexdwimo Fuck AI art and fuck your shitty art too

[The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist]

Lindsay Ellis made a two-hour “critique of capitalism” in which she abandons her family to take five back-to-back solo vacations, spending the entire time feigning abject misery and sneering at the unsophisticated proles who’re actually enjoying themselves.

She ultimately concludes Disney is the “least evil” cruise line because they recognized her as an influencer, gave her a free VIP suite upgrade, had a crew member she wanted to sleep with, and were slightly more transparent about how gratuities are distributed. Virgin was #2 because they had drag queens and no crotch goblins.

The whole video honestly felt like a parody of aging BreadTubers, right down to her cruise buddy being an insufferable twink who wouldn’t shut up about his favorite anarchist philosophers, oblivious to the fact that he’d get his brains bashed in with a rock about six minutes into his romanticized stateless utopia.

My favorite part was when she attended a Frozen princess dinner and, for one brief, glorious moment, experienced a flicker of actual self-awareness about how messed up it was to be on a Disney family cruise without her two young children.

She then immediately drowned such introspections in alcohol before resuming her simultaneous complaints that everything costs too much and that cruise lines should 10x their labor costs.

Leftism in 2026. You genuinely cannot make this up.

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@DeadbyDaylight @NieRGame Fuck you

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@JoeFredrick348 Nobody virtue signals this hard unless they're hiding something super weird. Check this guy's hard drives immediately holy shit

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@JoeFredrick348 Why are you so invested in a game that has naked minors in the first place? lol. People who virtue signal the loudest about this weird ass stuff need to be watched the closest.

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@Niflheimm155983 These games were fine, nothing really offensive about them. Chill the fuck out you overreacting whiny bitch.

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@GearsofWar It's actually unreal how the best you could do for coming up with new characters was to just go with the most played-out and universally disliked stereotypes in modern gaming, and give them nonstop cringe dialogue to spout.

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@SilverPinesGame @TheSphereHunter lol

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

This remains the most relevant tweet ever.

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@neuro_robo @SAVEtoReuse This is just a wild guess but do you perhaps have autism?

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@Crusader_1980 Fuck Mohammad. Fuck Islam.