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looking forward to beer and porn tonight. #beer #porn #goodforyou

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is it possible to get writers block on twitter? #writersblock

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Life is like a box of chocolates...

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I was wondering just how wrong it would be to talk my wifes best friend into swapping partners... Opinions?

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she also demonstrated her oral skills on a banana for me. too bad my wife was present or I'd have tried for a live demo

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drunk woman let me take an upskirt photo at venetian. God I love Vegas

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wow. vegas was a total blast. nothing but deepest desires coming to the forefront.

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Going to Vegas next week... Trying figure out how to sit in on my wifes stripper class. Ideas welcome.

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Sometimes I wish I was blind so I could focus on work instead of beautiful women.

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Now that GM is bankrupt, I want my tax dollars back! WTF happened to the bailout money?

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#liesboystell I won't cum in your mouth, I promise.

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i feel like i'm talking to myself here

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wow. two hot college girls in red. big perky tits, short tight shorts. i love life

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wooking for wove in all the wrong pwaces...

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#3wordsaftersex untie me now

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staring out the window at all the pretty ladies walking by. god i love warm weather!