Sam Parkinson

Grand adventurer!

[drunkbuffaloclub @drunkbuffaloclu]

16 retweets until someone gets delicious boozy nectar and burgers full of unreadable naughtiness.... All for free!

[VIDA Tapas & Bistro @VidaLytham]

WIN a FREE place to #AllYouCanEatWednesdays this coming Wednesday! Just RT for the chance to win! #Lytham #FreeFood

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@ITVTextSanta #PipKnit

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@ITVTextSanta #pipknit

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@HiboWardere you are an inspiration. lots of love and luck in your plight xx

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@hibowardere unbelievable in this day that #FGM still goes on- to girls, by women- hope your strength spreads far and wide and ends FGM

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@Howard39Howard erm... Not sure what I'm doing either- or whether I already just tweeted this lol- Lyra amazes me every day x

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@Howard39Howard still working out how to work twitter myself xx- Lyra amazes me every day

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

Please use #DrugsLive in your tweets so they might be used on TV. Obviously, we're not saying you should use drugs. Just use #DrugsLive.

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@Sheridansmith1 *Put your hands in the air and step away from your iPhone*- don't give trolls the satisfaction x love and light to you x

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@kerihw @DJHelenMac *Walk around

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

Wow!! Happy ending music!! No duff duffs- not often you finish #EastEnders enders with a smile on your face

[BBC EastEnders @bbceastenders]

Just watching my Dad's ex marry her ex. Also her ex's ex is watching. Plus we're sat behind dad's other ex. #excessofexes #TamwarTweets

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@adamhillscomedy #lastleg can't wait to see Mr Chips try to enact the term #FuckKnuckle #8outof10cats does #Catchphrase

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

WOW #darcyoake

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@j0j0bagg1ns ping!!! :)

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@TheLastLeg #isitok to wonder if there's going to be a paraKrufts in 2 weeks?

[Sam Parkinson @samuraii75]

@Schofe #PotKettle you read "do not leave your child unattended whilst feeding" #cheater cheater!!!! Watch it back @hollywills