Samuel

Also known as Florida Man.

[Samuel @samuRM31]

Everything is urgent for GCs except sending you a subcontract.

[Samuel @samuRM31]

“Society’s obsession with “self love” and “balance” is a farce that glorifies mediocrity.”

-Unknown

[Samuel @samuRM31]

“Con el culo ajeno somos todos putos”

-Javier Milei

[Samuel @samuRM31]

Que viva la monogamia, el matrimonio y la familia tradicional.

[Samuel @samuRM31]

Common sense is not a flower that grows in every garden.

[Samuel @samuRM31]

Forgive me Lord, for I am evil and retarded.

[Samuel @samuRM31]

Ódiame más y ponle aguacate 🗿

[thomas IKIIKY @splxtern]

me when i definitely won an election fairly

[Samuel @samuRM31]

@alegriamellaman Shoutout to the mastermind behind that message.

[Samuel @samuRM31]

Nos sorprende? Si. La verdad es que si.

Cochino.

[ANONYMOUS VENEZUELA @AnonymousVene10]

¿Sabían que la 🐀 mayor de Diosdado Cabello estuvo preso por PEDOFILO?

El mismo fue presentando a tribunales el 17/12/1982, tipo de delito: Seducción a una menor de edad, número Caso B551605 y la fecha del delito fue 22/03/1981 lugar del delito: El Furrial #Maturin edo #Monagas

[Samuel @samuRM31]

I love the trigger discipline 🥹

[⋆˚࿔ Fer 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @xfersace]

“Respeten los Derechos Humanos en la mamaguevada” 😭🥺

Bien dicho.

[Samuel @samuRM31]

It doesn’t matter how bad the economy is, tire shops will always have Goodyears.

[Samuel @samuRM31]

Eddy Herrera: canta una canción acerca de caerle a una menor.
Los latinos, por alguna razón:

[Samuel @samuRM31]

How she looks at me when I tell her that I sell elevators

[Samuel @samuRM31]

“The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed”

- Unknown

[Samuel @samuRM31]

For every new level there’s a new devil.

[Samuel @samuRM31]

Rome wasn’t built in a day

[Samuel @samuRM31]

@LILSUIL Nunca atribuyas a la malicia lo que se puede atribuir a la ignorancia

[Samuel @samuRM31]

Me: I’d like to buy a rally car

Mitsubishi: ok

Me: I’d also like to buy an elevator lol, where can I get one?

Mitsubishi: you’re not gonna believe this…