Valentina🥀

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second acct: @BiValzz

[Valentina🥀 @valzz311]

I-

[gen ⍤ @genmnz]

do i rlly like being choked or do i just wanna die

[Katya @katya_zamo]

“Oh my gosh how old is she???”

*Holding up the baby*

“She’ll be fourteen thousand weeks in January”

[shagun 🪩 @blurandblack]

being half naked is so fuckin sexier than being fully naked

[Soy la gemela buena @_camivergara]

No te falta serotonina ni dopamina. Te faltan vacaciones, estabilidad económica y condiciones laborales que no te obliguen a sobrevivir de lunes a viernes.

[Maldita Summer @MalditaSummer]

Estoy en la edad en que me doy cuenta que mi mamá realmente necesitaba que ese pollo estuviera descongelado cuando llegaba del trabajo

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies because it’s like bed rotting, but with moral superiority.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

My greatest disappointment as an adult was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Thankfully I was dumb at a young age because being old & dumb is fckin diabolical

[angelica96 @angelica960622]

Prefiero un aumento de sueldo antes que un ascenso.

[L @lamiisaaaa]

I wish employers understood how mentally & physically exhausting it is to go into the office for a job you can simply do at home.

[Valentina🥀 @valzz311]

24/7 actually

[miia @miiagarro]

i randomly hate everyone once a month

[Valentina🥀 @valzz311]

Life is better and brighter in this side anyway🙂‍↕️

[Kiki @mkikis_]

desde que comecei a ver gl não consigo mais consumir nada hétero.. preciso ver 2 mulheres se beijando ou qualquer coisa assim

[Kiki @mkikis_]

desde que comecei a ver gl não consigo mais consumir nada hétero.. preciso ver 2 mulheres se beijando ou qualquer coisa assim

[mor 🍒 @fucksjenn]

cuando la gente piensa que los estoy ignorando, pero la vida me tiene así

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Valentina🥀 @valzz311]

I love him😭😭

[meg @g0ldzamo]

never gets old

[ᵖˡˢDoro 🪩🪽 @wlwdorotea]

THEY DID THIS FOR MEEEEE

[mypepsiPussy @fentanilooooo]

no quiero tener hijos pq imagínate tener q darles de desayunar diario, nmms ni yo desayuno alv