Samvel ♰

17/260 | 🇦🇲🇷🇺 | straight white antivaxx flat earther

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

Lol I just saw black doug from hangover in the spiderman movie

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

Boutta go watch this new spiderman movie with my cousin and sister and the only thing I’m looking forward to is to see the hulk do some crazy shit

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

Yeah not answering that

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

@360widawrist Where

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

@caribbeangoldie Nah I add pineapples into my blended chicken smoothie. Doesn’t taste good with mince

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

2 Mashed bananas
1 cup of Chobani Yoghurt
1 handful of beef mince

Enjoy

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

@caribbeangoldie Forgot to mention that you need blend it all

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

Never shoot urself in the foot like that. Laughter energy so strong it can be channeled towards literally anything. Try laughing before doing absolutely anything and see the difference it makes

[kasey @lifestylepayme]

i start laughing then catch myself cuz #AintShitFunny

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

These fury’s are more serious to their weird animal embodiments and are in stronger state of BEING (prayer) than lots of Christians/Catholics on Twitter who I frequently see bitter, suppressed, complaining and negatively reacting to the outer world. Something to learn from fury’s

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

I always make sure to add on and say that I’m extremely shredded and all muscle after I mention that I’m 59kg to make it look less bad

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

The only embarrassing thing bout being shredded is the twink body weight

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

I use inside jokes with random people I speak to and laugh myself

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

@LuciusTheOracle Klubnik yebanniyy blya

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

Nobody reply to my streaks or blocked

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

Hate when I come to gym during my time and people aren’t at their jobs

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

Fuark I miss tanning in sunny weather

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

Never blame the other person for getting emotionally hurt or offended

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

Imagine Zac Efron looks but with Adam Sandler humour. That’s what I am

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

Swear if one more person mistakes me for Zac Efron again imma get mad

[Samvel ♰ @samvelforever]

I wouldn't even be embarrassed if a fat hoe sees my extremely flaccid penis on a cold day. That's how irrelevant their opinions are in society