Sam

[The Rogue Princess. @ShenaeCurry]

It’s almost daily with this one

[Sam @samviggiano]

Whoever bought all of the cowtails at the leedom wawa your moms a hoe

[Sam @samviggiano]

Its called Rotten Tomatoes because …. They didnt throw the tomatoes 🤯

[Always On @werealwayson]

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has purchased J. Woww’s iconic yellow halter top for a record breaking $400,000

[Sam @samviggiano]

Smh i cant believe we were all bamboozled by the Media Hat Guy

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

imagine a southwest employee on the verge of a panic attack with tears in their eyes just restarting their computer over and over and from the crowd a woman approaches the bench and says hello I follow erika she’s a lawyer who reads the fine prin-

[Sam @samviggiano]

Ho ho ho !!!

[Cool Girl @Tea_witdre]

A Christmas classic. Our annual tradition is to stan Danita

[Cool Girl @Tea_witdre]

A Christmas classic. Our annual tradition is to stan Danita

[Sam @samviggiano]

Adults with no kids who get pictures with Santa are fuckin weirdos i said what i said

[Sam @samviggiano]

I really hate a “tell me about a time” ass interview😫

[Sam @samviggiano]

@ceeeebeeee_ in my prada gucci louuuuie bag !!

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

working on the day before a holiday

[Sam @samviggiano]

“ITs A SaD dAy FoR PA” soo your telling me yall were really out here rooting for DR OZ ????? MEHMET???!

[Sam @samviggiano]

All i want is a work from home job why is it soo hard to get one😫😫

[Sam @samviggiano]

@Krrrrrrrrri Omg its SO personal... like im pretty sure you picked this insurance plan sir?! My favorite is “well i paid it last time i have to pay it every time??” 🧐

[Sam @samviggiano]

The way people get so angry at me bc im asking for their copay... at a doctors office... is insane😂🙄🧐

[emma de matteo @emdematteo]

no but this is X Æ A-12 in the future