sam, but my mom calls me dipshit

lame as fuck 🤙🏼

[sam, but my mom calls me dipshit @samvreman]

it’s not the devil man, it’s Congress

[sam, but my mom calls me dipshit @samvreman]

hypocrisy never dies

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

they kicked me out da group chat cuz i suggested cow tipping for tonight’s festivities

[sam, but my mom calls me dipshit @samvreman]

running from the truth won’t change it

[sam, but my mom calls me dipshit @samvreman]

still makes me uneasy that forty is not spelled “fourty”

[tumblr @tumblr]

Nostalgia is real.
https://t.co/griAyxbu0v

[sam, but my mom calls me dipshit @samvreman]

this time of year is absolutely brutal lmao

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

it’s important to get 7-8 hrs of sleep a night but if you can get 4 and a few deranged thoughts that’s fine too

[cats who share one braincell @CATBRAINCELL]

The Ring (2002)

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

by adamdegross

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

🖕🏼 F U Hole

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

i’ve been taking some notes

[rico @somethinglovely]

i dont know what the fuck im saying half the time, stop asking me shit

[(sorrowful synth) @d_yell]

I love audio messages bc it’s like microdosing a phone call.

[sam, but my mom calls me dipshit @samvreman]

@jenna_t888 premaritally of course