Sam-I-am 🍳🍖

I may look like a potato, but one day I’ll turn into fries, and I’m content with that. 🍟

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

My tractor's green, my pasture is greener. My tea is sweet but honey, you're sweeter. My road is dirt, your heart is gold

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@CarolineYork19 This was in Adams but either way, if there’s a sidewalk and you’re not on it, beep beep mother fucker

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

Do these stupid mother fuckers that go for a walk/run know they should be on the sidewalk not the side of the road

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

I’m starting to think some of these people on the road in NNY are from Mass the way they drive

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

I’m not sure who started the whole Snapchat ads but it needs to fucking end! Can’t hardly click through stories with out a IKEA ad opening and then me being pissed

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@KayTersip Well that man has NOT lived, plain ruffles chips in ketchup is bangin

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@KayTersip But what’s the fun in that 🤨

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@mikechambers10 Consistently stupid

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@mikechambers10 Lay on the couch with your leg up?

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@ColtonRamsdell

[Busch Is Bae @buschisbae]

Airdropping this to everyone who passes by.

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@ColtonRamsdell “Sneaky”

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@ColtonRamsdell basically my entire weekend 😅

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@callmepattymayo Weren’t they that while they were in high school?

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

Garbage cans are fair game while plowing since they’ve been there for 5 days 🤡

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@mikechambers10 But you’re still a twat

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@KayTersip Then hold them hostage when you move out, like what 💀

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

Still very much torn between restoring my 54’ JD 50 or my 85’ square body 🙃

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@car_kelley20 @almaspurisic Well duh 💁🏻‍♂️

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

Some people skip 20 songs to listen to 1 min of the 21st and then skip the rest and skip another 20. It’s me, I’m people 🥴

[Sam-I-am 🍳🍖 @samw71897]

@Chase4454 @kelsie_morgan4 Wicked 😂