samwald

this account is for me to talk to myself

[samwald @samwaldmf]

don’t hate, appreciate

[samwald @samwaldmf]

buckle up liver, we’re in for a long summer

[samwald @samwaldmf]

Lessons i’ve learned as a drunk 21 yr old

1. No the bartender doesn’t want you she just has bills.

2. No you dont miss her, you’re just drunk.

3. No you’re not good enough to drive, get an uber.

[samwald @samwaldmf]

i really gotta stop drunk texting people plans

[samwald @samwaldmf]

life after 7 vodka red bulls is quite the getaway

[samwald @samwaldmf]

@yirmiucderece damn they were bad asl too

[samwald @samwaldmf]

ms. with all due respect u wanna fuck as much as i do let’s js be real

[samwald @samwaldmf]

so drunk im finna text random hoes ily

[samwald @samwaldmf]

@BetMGM France is winning at halftime and its the last leg of my parlay ... DONT PLAY WITH ME .

[samwald @samwaldmf]

@UndegroundkIG i rebuke ts

[samwald @samwaldmf]

michael jackson rolling in his grave rn

[samwald @samwaldmf]

Arigato wey

[samwald @samwaldmf]

do what u have to do to do what u wanna do

[samwald @samwaldmf]

woke up a swaggot

[samwald @samwaldmf]

i need an nj based videographer to put a concept together for me in the next 24hrs

[Guns Daily @Guysloveguns]

Chainsaw on Quavo AR15

[samwald @samwaldmf]

from the valley to in the valley

[samwald @samwaldmf]

i cant marry outside my swag tier

[samwald @samwaldmf]

damn you bitches talk too much

[samwald @samwaldmf]

my biggest flex is i can show my stats
cus my shit ain’t botted 😂