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Hi there! I like pizza

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We will find out the winners 🤞✌️
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She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it. 🔥

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The shooter says goodbye to his love. 🗣️

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She saw the brake lights, but not in time. 😂

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Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones. 💀

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With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever. 🇪🇸”

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Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso. 👀

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The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy. 🔥

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My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession. 🗣️

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The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm. 😂

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He was sitting in a trash can with high street class. 💀

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Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be. 🇪🇸”

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The tree fell unexpectedly short. 👀

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Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head. 🔥

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She found his complete dullness interesting. 🗣️

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The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety. 😂

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A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them. 💀

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He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish. 🇪🇸”

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He swore he just saw his sushi move. 👀

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He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind. 🔥