Sam Davis

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

16th placed finish if we’re lucky, could genuinely be going down

[LDN @LDNFootbalI]

Chelsea’s midfield… ✅

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

“Don’t even need him”

I WATCHED MALO GUSTO PLAY CENTRAL MIDFIELD TODAY

[Red Sulk 💥 @BigRedSulk]

Pathetic. They don't even need him. Stupid fucking pricks.

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

Might be the most embarrassingly thick post I’ve ever seen on this site.

[just me @theproperKP]

Aaaannnnnnd there it is.

£65m for Jackson, £45m for Garnacho and £7.5m for Martinez

£117m, which JUST SO HAPPENS to be what they "sold" Rogers for.

Fragrant open book cheating of transfer rules

Chelsea agree deal to sign Aston Villa goalkeeper Martinez https://t.co/LyZZPuCtTz

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

Pay a designer to make a kit using the tools and experience they’ve developed. Just utilise the human brain ffs why are we AI generating stuff that’s so important to football culture.

It’s not like it’s even a groundbreaking kit, it’s the most basic design I’ve ever seen.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Man City drop their new fan x AI created third kit ⚪

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

@s_roriston_21 Our attack looks proper scary, it’s a shame our goalkeeper has the IQ of a 4-year-old and the arm strength of a poorly constructed wristwatch

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

Palmer assisted within 40 seconds btw

[s @exfootballfan]

Chelsea have a serious problem. Both Morgan Rogers and Palmer are incredibly selfish players with almost no creative instinct.

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

So he hasn’t failed at Coventry, which is somewhere he’s been, because he’s there now…

[j @jtwHCAFC]

He’s failed everywhere he’s been. Failed at Derby , Chelsea & Everton.

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

@JJslon @BBCWorld So to clarify, are you likening this chap who’s passed his GCSEs to a dog?

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

“iS yOuRs GoLd”

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

“Is yours Gold?” 👋

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

There are people who, with a straight face, say this is bad music…

[Potion Approaching @vintagehumbug]

Arctic Monkeys - Four Out Of Five

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

Let’s just get on with it, he doesn’t have a place in our side anymore and it’s obvious city want him.

Squeeze £120m+ out of them, make them overpay, hand over a defensive liability and go and sign Fabian Ruiz and/or Alex Scott to replace him.

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Super agent Jorge Mendes is now involved to speed up the departure of Enzo Fernandez, a move requested by Blues management. (@edu17burgos) https://t.co/brIfvGNAh5

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

@pepguardiolu Good luck with Maresca chaps, if he gets any interest from anywhere else he’ll leave as easily as breathe, and he’ll blame your board on the way out

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

If Enzo goes, we’ve already replaced his attacking output with Morgan Rogers.

If you’re looking for someone to match his defensive output, my arthritic Nan probably wouldn’t cost a lot to hire for a couple seasons.

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

Who do we replace Enzo with?

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

Your club were trying to get rid of him ahahaha 😂

[Dylan White @dylunwhite]

Yeah jog on lads🤣

@ChelseaFC @ManUtd

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

@s_roriston_21 For your wellbeing, don’t sign Neto, after the 7th time you’ve seen him knock and run, cut back, and pass it to a defensive midfielder, you’ll be tearing your hair out…

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

@s_roriston_21 reality is that the market is thin, so realistically, it’s Wharton or Scott, and we’ll need £100m to lure them this late in the window and we need to sell Enzo to facilitate those sales.

If you’re looking to spend £120m+, Gusto and Neto would be the smart purchases (promise)

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

Only an Arsenal fan could flex trophies that have nothing to do with them…

[CERTIFIED GUNNER🔞 @MaliqRudz]

Sorry, but Reece James pinned can’t chat to Mikel Merino’s pinned. 😹😹😹

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

I’m sorry but you’ve got negative brain cells if you pick the ‘Avengers’ over the Dune finale

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Dunesday is officially happening.

In theaters on December 18.

[Sam Davis @samwdavis21]

@JonnyLeck97 Are we surprised?