Sam,sonofJohn

[Kyle “Blick Em” Harris @kyleharris223]

Yall ever cracked someone you used to jack off to? Elite feeling. Top 3 moment of my life.

[Sam,sonofJohn @Samwello4]

How does one get those rich friends who gift you APs for your birthday

[Sam,sonofJohn @Samwello4]

Life is feeling a lot like the Truman show lately

[pingu @pingu4ll]

i understand perspective soo well that I end up erasing my own valid anger

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

Tried the “not texting first” gimmick and we haven’t spoken in six months

[Benton Swathford, MBA @BentonSwathford]

The best 5 minutes in a man’s life are when you just finished having sex and she goes to pee and you get to watch ig reels

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre jerking off on stolen land bro

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

My friend is feeling better after getting his appendix removed.
Unfortunately, he will never be able to reference this chapter of his life.

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

Stand tall. Dont crack. Endure. You can die tomorrow. Today you do the only thing you can do. You fight. You rage on. You do what you came to do. You finish what you started. No matter how much it costs. How long it takes. Or how much it hurts. Because you said you would.

[Sam,sonofJohn @Samwello4]

The goal is to have millions of dollars,and carpal tunnel syndrome

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

if you can't crack a 10, crack five 2s

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

gonna start telling people mid convo "land the plane" when they talkin in circles

[mia? @bjorkagem]

de QUEM foi a ideia de separar os reposts dos posts nesse aplicativo de merda

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

I remember asking assistant coach Mo Cheeks, what’s harder to do? Workout after practice or before?? I only asked cuz by time I would get to the gym, Russ was already done in the morning and I usually got mine in after practice. Mo like, “coming in before practice is probably harder”…since then, it’s been my routine….a lot of people looked at the emotions on the court and thought Russ was loud, nah to me, he was quiet and methodical. He lead by example and once the lights were bright, he let everything out and experienced pure freedom. It was inspiring as his teammate and everywhere I went, I seen it inspire people from all walks of life, crazy thing is, he didn’t say much, he just showed up. For 18 years. This basketball life is sacred to us as professionals, what we put into that court means everything. Some of us wish we could go back and do things with a little more intent and some can just wipe their hands and be satisfied with the time spent. Who u gonna be? We know what zero was on…keep inspiring in the next phase of life champ. I don’t care what happens, can’t erase what it was…The first YNs, finals run in our early 20s, all star games, seeing each other get injured and bounce back, the bus rides, plane rides, card games, jokes and arguments, the whole thing, memorable!! …to the whole Westbrook family, Nina, the kids, mama Westbrook, big Russ, Ray, Donnell, everybody from luezinger high and ucla and many more that I’m forgettin, much love and Congratulations on a iconic career.

[jb @bankinmyhouse]

If I lose something and you look behind a mounted tv ik u got my shi

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Micro cheat on me and see how i Macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you btch

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

If you’re fine with mass surveillance because you’re “not doing anything wrong,” just wait until they redefine what “wrong” means.

[xan @G59_Xan]

me nonchalant? baby i’d chew the gum straight out of your mouth and yk it

[T.e🫧 @imiegbam_]

I have FOMO ( Fantasies Of Making Out)

[Sam,sonofJohn @Samwello4]

@JayBisen473370 KDP