your mom

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@SenSanders Yeah everyone should own a team!

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@GavinNewsom What is Aunt Nancy's net worth again?

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@SenWarren Ok now tell us how the Government has lied about where all our money has gone you dope.

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@SenSanders America, we are #1 at EVERYTHING!

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@SenAdamSchiff Why do you all, all of a sudden hate criminals and criminal defense attorneys?

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@DrRitaDed PhD in gender studies, I never would have guessed

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@xianb8 He meets all the requirements as stated by the WNBA

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@DarrigoMelanie Cause that's what the rules say, he didn't make the policy.

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@SenSanders Wait, I thought you guys fixed it with Obama care?

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@DefiantLs Is she still alive?

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@SenatorDurbin When are we the American people going to get an apology for destroying lives, fortunes and letting Grandma die alone?

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@mtracey Boohoo

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@mcuban Or..maybe...stick with me here, maybe people don't like mass surveillance and their lives being determined by an algorithm?

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@ronsterd89 @digiphaze That's racist!

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Coffeezilla confronted the CEO of Bricks & Minifigs regarding access to a spreadsheet

"I'm so confused..I'm on the file right now..it says owned by BAM franchising inc..created Sep 6, 2024" -C

"So we have the um..I had no idea (who had access)..we don't know how accurate it is, how up to date it was..I appreciate u sharing this with us bc we had no idea..we don't know everything..we don't go looking in every nook and cranny..if that's there, we can now have our team go" -CEO

(Via Coffeezilla on YT)

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@Awk20000

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@coffeebreak_YT

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@amyklobuchar Have you ever even read the Constitution? Where does it state voting is a right or a privilege?

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@esaagar So a couple buys a house for 250K over 20 years it increases in value to 500K but that increase is unrealized, but you think they should pay taxes on the unrealized value? Just another out of touch Washington insider.

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@mtracey Victim blamer! educate yourself. Believe all women.