Sam Wiant

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

There is no greater indictment of the American educational system than 33% of people who followed this closely thinking Drake won.

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@hizeke I can’t count the number of times I’ve listened to The Current over the past few years, heard a few bangers in a row, thought “dang, this dj is on a roll”, and it turned out it was you. Thanks for that; you’ll be missed.

[Hadrian Temple @HadrianTemple]

Truth

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Shit, looks like we're about to have major alignment issues with a more intelligent species. https://t.co/iIIPeYBm7m

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@ForkTailFarmer For you, she’d make the time.

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@ForkTailFarmer Depends on the change, I suppose.

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@uncommonlymisha Depends on the dream

[Brian Phillips @brianphillips]

What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god, also he should be trained from birth to manage logistics for a mid-sized regional wholesaler

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@ForkTailFarmer They are, if I may coin a phrase, bangin’.

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@ForkTailFarmer I believe it!

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@ForkTailFarmer Um? Tomorrow?

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Excited to see @TheNational tomorrow.

[Rejected Hegseth Spokestweeter @WiseguySix]

BREAKING The Russian generals are losing so badly Republicans want to start erecting statues of them in the South

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@ForkTailFarmer Sweet Jesus, what is happening?

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@ForkTailFarmer You’re alive?

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@nevarro saw this and thought of you.

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@nevarro I had assumed so.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

All the people who care to stop school shootings already vote for politicians who also care, and all the people who don’t care either vote GOP or don’t vote at all.
It’s all baked in. And the people who don’t care have shown that carnage doesn’t change their minds.

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@nevarro I see what you did there.

[Sam Wiant @SamWiant]

@ForkTailFarmer It’ll be okay