Misha Macaron

Copywriter Barbie. Owner of many domains.

[Misha Macaron @uncommonlymisha]

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@squarespace I need help. Big time. And the facebook chat AND the web chat isn't working.

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What’s the scientifically calculated breaking point where it makes the most sense to give up on a dream?

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Andrew Tate on the psychology of 'the pandemic'.

Full interview out tomorrow on the 'Real Talk with Zuby' podcast.

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I just sneezed the greatest sneeze I ever sneezed…

AND I covered my mouth very well!

BUT I’m on a plane.

And so now I feel like everyone is staring and I’m public enemy number one.

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@ReddePayments @Square I don’t know you at all but I’m in, you crazy b word.

[Misha Macaron @uncommonlymisha]

Which payment processors aren’t complete garbage? (Don’t say @square. They are pure trash now.)

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Hey, @Square - thanks for the WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE OF ALL TIME. Friends, I’ve used this company for eight years and recommended them endlessly. I cannot and will not recommend them ever again. They are a disaster.

[Misha Macaron @uncommonlymisha]

You know what needs to be a thing?

Medium Dick Energy.

Like you do what’s expected of you and not a whole lot more.

#mediumdickenergy

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Brennan Hopkins isn’t always right.

I’m way cool.

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@SouthwestAir Will do. Thank you.

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My kid - Hey, mom, what happened in July of 2008?

Me - IDK, you were like one, why?

Him - I mean why did the Euro plummet at that time?

Me - IDK, probably Brexit or some shit?

Him - (aggrieved sigh) Brexit has not been going on that long.

Me - OK cool I quit.

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@SamWiant I literally don’t even remember writing this tweet.

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So like if I “grind my teeth into oblivion”, is that description literal or figurative?

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Because OH MY STARS how do I still have molars.

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The post office was NOT a total disaster today. I repeat, the post office was NOT a total disaster.

This is big news.

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@robbooker

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@atMeganBaird Evenly matched between 2, 3, and 7. 3s and 7s are driven, materialistic a-holes, apparently.

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Just got my Enneagram test result back.

Turns out I’m a horrible fucking person.