sam williams

[sam williams @Samwilliams04]

Gets on facebook--
*see nothing but dexter memes talking like a redneck*

Gets on twitter--
*see nothing but "my mind: dont say it ,dont say it" tweets

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Joe Biden watching Kamala walk back into the White House today

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race https://t.co/hq6RrcVcQC

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

We had 24 hour Walmarts

We had $1 dollar McChickens

We had $5 foot longs

We had it all

Make America Great Again

[OS | Sports Trader @OddsStack]

🚨 GOALIE GOAL

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

The NFL has clarified the Roughing the Passer rule:

Defenders are not allowed to:
-Run toward a QB
-Tackle a QB
-Hit a QB
-Touch a QB
-Breathe on a QB
-Look at a QB
-Say the letters “Q” and “B” together

As long as they do none of that, they will avoid a roughing penalty

[sam williams @Samwilliams04]

@29hockey50 @chriskerber I hope not

[Ross Tucker @RossTuckerNFL]

how baseball should be played tbh https://t.co/nxkSBsth6C

[sam williams @Samwilliams04]

@sniffdodoubleg @hankerso @NikoFay711 @Tmoney0505 @TotalProSports Excellent execution humpty

[Daniel Murray @DMurr53]

Searching Spotify Premium on Twitter to find out you’re not the only one that’s been logged out

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

According to reports, #GhislaineMaxwell has been found guilty for her role in the sex trafficking of underage girls abused by Jeffrey Epstein...read more, click here… https://t.co/6eRzQkaZFF

[sam williams @Samwilliams04]

In honor of seeing @zachlanebryan on a lot of Spotify wrapped this year I’m throwing it back to when I could only listen to his songs for like a minute at a time on Twitter. And it was Zach Lane Bryan to you. Good stuff

[sam williams @Samwilliams04]

@jakemoney4 It can’t be that!

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Not guilty was the correct verdict. Anyone with a prefrontal cortex who had watched the trial for more than 30 seconds knew this. Anyone who says differently is a lying hack.

[sam williams @Samwilliams04]

@elonmusk Apple about to steal this and make it the default Home Screen

[sam williams @Samwilliams04]

@MichelobULTRA 1997

[sam williams @Samwilliams04]

@zachlanebryan You’re gonna high center on that step ole boy

[Sada @Evi3Zamora]

This was a wild 46 seconds

[sam williams @Samwilliams04]

buying a gym membership, I got the deal for you. Free membership to my backyard filling an old coy pond.
Amenities include: free beer, learning new cuss words, and 24 hour access to the shovel! Become a GOLD Member by: showing up with your own beer and a truckload of clean fill!

[αѕнαкi 🌺 @ashakiiii]

When someone say “where’s the last place you had it?” After you lost something

[sam williams @Samwilliams04]

@clevengermere @ColePetty66 @Bhoffman_3 A 3rd world country as she tweets from her $1000 phone. U.S. is ranked number 1 in GDP and it’s not even close. It’s a literal disrespect to actual 3rd world countries. Which administration started the kids in cages? Googles free, c’mon.