samami

mostly sarcasm. totally serious. Umbrella advocate living in the PNW. Opinions are my own.

[samami @samwise206]

@brewerytravels @TheMattHolt He gets it.

[Senator Patty Murray @PattyMurray]

No more dark afternoons in the winter.
No more losing an hour of sleep every spring.

RT if you agree that we should end the painfully inconvenient ritual of changing our clocks twice a year and make Daylight Saving Time permanent.

[samami @samwise206]

I’m a firm believer that Christmas decorations don’t go up until after Thanksgiving and come down on Dec 26th - Halloween tho? That shit goes up Sept 1st and stays as long as I fucking want.

[samami @samwise206]

@goodreads Best book I’ve read in a while

[samami @samwise206]

Find me on bluesky for more hot takes on 10 year old movies.

[samami @samwise206]

I realize I’m 10 years late to the party, but “wolf of wall street” is just a shitty “Goodfellas”. I just keep thinking, this movie would be more interesting if it starred Ray Liotta and was about Henry Hill…

[samami @samwise206]

@TheMattHolt @TheRealThabo And Matt got drunk yesterday

[samami @samwise206]

Today is day 5 of covid and the first day I actually feel like getting out of pjs.

[samami @samwise206]

So over this fucking week.

[samami @samwise206]

@goodreads Nantucket

[samami @samwise206]

My husband and I at the Banyon Tree in Lahina on July 1st. It’s heartbreaking to know this town we loved staying in so much is gone. Will be looking for ways to support the community and hoping one day we can come back.

[samami @samwise206]

@clhubes I’m American and after visiting the Scotland a few years back my husband and I started doing Sunday roasts periodically.

[samami @samwise206]

@goodreads If I think someone I know will like it I give it to that person, if not, I either donate or put them in my local free library.

[samami @samwise206]

@DP4H @TheMattHolt Dave doesn’t like any beer that has alcohol, so this vote is void.

[samami @samwise206]

@TheMattHolt Agree

[samami @samwise206]

@missaimeed I’m bummed to loose the apple cup, that always felt a little bigger than the game itself.

[samami @samwise206]

This tweet (yes tweet) aged well. I still hate seafair.

[samami @samwise206]

Seafair is dumb. Seafair traffic is dumb. I hate Seafair.

[samami @samwise206]

This: @Seahawks needs to figure out how to run this training camp without hassling people trying to support their local businesses.

[The One and Only 🏆 @TheMattHolt]

Nothing like getting harassed by @Seahawks security for trying to go to a business at the Renton landing.

[samami @samwise206]

@AngryBlackLady Fish sauce

[samami @samwise206]

@missaimeed Ohhh! I gotta find ones with pockets!

[samami @samwise206]

What’s something you wish you had brought with you or done differently on a big trip?