sam

🚇🚲🌇🏠⚾🌹🇵🇸 🚰| my kids fan account | he/him | Sidewalk socialist, civic religion’s last believer | lets go Yankees, Knicks | jersey forever

[sam @samwise81]

@elaifresh I went to Crissy across from movement gym and had some but not inordinate trouble biking out

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@kristoncapps Yeah true

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@SeanFennessey Mitch is ODB cmon

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@dahvnyc All my friends from growing up in Jersey moved to NYC except the three of us who moved to SF or DC

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@m_booker1 I mean there are also high school basketball teams. Or do you mean something else?

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@KnicksMemes If you have receipts from the teasing you get some free dunks. Otherwise enjoy the camaraderie!

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@byjoelanderson Oh yeah 100%. Unless Wembys on him in which case I want floaters

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@sunraysunray @eastsidedav I grew up in Jersey and was a Nets fan. They were dead to me when they decided to leave Jersey. Switched to the Knicks, never looked back

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@BeenHim16 0-0 stay desperate at all times

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@TommyBeer Stay desperate at all times

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@upzonenj Like Bloomberg, or at least like the Bloombergists, Lurie has no apparent political convictions at all, so he’s chosen to govern like a generic good government type. But his base of support in the last election was west side homeowners, who trend overwhelmingly NIMBY

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@elaifresh Dumpling zone 🔥 tho

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@drivenbyboredom I read it as less prediction and more manifestation, I don’t think the basketball gods work on the same “don’t mention a perfect game when it’s happening or you’ll jinx it” rules that the baseball gods work on.

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@offbeatorbit Get ready to learn citibike Jesus

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@xenocryptsite Well, these people,,

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@nazzobetweeting Get that man to mcwhorters

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@jaysonbuford yeah but would he remember she loves her shrimp w extra garlic? yes, yes of course he would

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@escargotpro_ Nothing like the high from getting into a big apartment building by pretending like you live there and getting into behind someone by just “being on your phone” and getting them to hold the door for you