SAM WISE BANJO

Donald Trump is the best thing that has ever happened to nothing and nobody.

[COFIWCH 30MPH @cofiwch30mph]

COFIWCH 30MPH. As we enter an age of slow motion travel, don’t forget the past. Remember your heritage and the Dictator who thought it wise to kick the Economy while it was down. COFIWCH 30MPH. #cofiwch30mph #speedlimit #wales #markdrakeford #20mph #walesonline #wales #cymru

[NotLADBible @NotLADBible1]

People are surprised to learn that #rishisunak is only 3 inches taller than Danny DeVito.

[NotLADBible @NotLADBible1]

People are only just realising that #RishiSunak was the kid in East is East.

[NotLADBible @NotLADBible1]

Beware of people a cook a Roast Dinner midweek and call it “Sunday Dinner”. They’re clearly serial killers.

[NotLADBible @NotLADBible1]

People are shocked to learn that “The Queen” wasn’t her actual name! #royalfamily #queen

[NotLADBible @NotLADBible1]

People are calling this Duck the Duckiest Duck they’ve ever seen! #duck

[SAM WISE BANJO @samwisebanjo]

@realDonaldTrump When he says it, it’s a mistake. When you say it, it’s fuckwhitery.

[SAM WISE BANJO @samwisebanjo]

@stonecold2050 I was distracted for no seconds. Thanks.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Boris calls emergency meeting to discuss Sunday Times allegations.

UPDATE: He has skipped it.

[NP2019 Rejoiner @NP20193]

A little PPE Visor hack. Please forward and share with frontline staff everywhere.

[Grant Tucker @GrantTucker]

Britain: We survived the war and we can survive coronavirus.

Also Britain: https://t.co/HelX9FymWn

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

I found it. The dumbest thing ever on TV. It’ll never top this. https://t.co/LbrA8PlP5k

[SAM WISE BANJO @samwisebanjo]

39% of Americans think that drinking #Budweiser will give you #coronavirusnigeria

[SAM WISE BANJO @samwisebanjo]

@Brookranger Eddie Murphy.

[SAM WISE BANJO @samwisebanjo]

Coverage of @Schofe coming out needn’t be sensationalised. Shouldn’t we be working towards this being normalised. This sort of news needs to be toned down! Philip is gay. Ok great, but in other news.....

[SAM WISE BANJO @samwisebanjo]

I feel like a new man after leaving the EU. I did just take a shit though! It could be that.

[Balderdash @notDcfcBoss]

On this day 2003: Andre Agassi wins The Australian Open - his 8th and last major win.

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

With all the tributes being paid to Terry Jones, we wanted to show a favourite Monty Python moment from the archives - a memorable debate about 'The Life of Brian' with the Bishop of Southwark. For more Python archive gems, you can visit -https://t.co/RvURbsc5VE